I guess if you moded the gun.
Do a crime. Or did you mean legally? City trader.
Consultant. Then you can steal from corporations... Legally!
Or a lawyer, if you're to take the question literally you can easily bill someone $5 for less than 10 mins work.
"Ohhh... Sorry... That witty comment just cost you $20."
It's that easy!
Ask your mom for a job
Ash your mom for a job
To make money fast, don't let it eat anything.
Making 30 bucks an hour really is fairly easy -- if you're willing to invest the time in learning a trade, or work really, really hard in lieu thereof.
Worst pun I've heard all night.
You're right, 30 bucks an hour isn't hard if you pick the right trade and start working. It's even easier if you're willing to move to wherever the money is for your career choice. Ie. carpenters needed in rapidly expanding cities, oil workers needed at the latest and greatest well, etc.
recycle all the coper wiring and pipes in your house. of course this leaves you with no power and no water but who needs those things when you have money!
...stole my answer.
Sell your blood. Just not all of it at once.
Well, that's only $30/hour...Get a government job...Mow a lawn, be real nice as a waiter or waitress in an upscale restaurant...
Put on some ratty old clothes, grab a styrofoam cup, and beg.
Or, if you'd like to contribute something to society while you're panhandling money from it, get a guitar with a case and set up shop on the side of the street.