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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor? Answered

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I know this question comes up a lot in life but someone has been nice enough to help people answer it, only problem is last time I woke up cradled in the arms of a Raptor it survived about 35 seconds before I butchered and fried it...

There's a club of such people, Chuck Norris is still working on the T-shirt.

Anyway the quiz thinks 1 minute, 41 seconds...

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skunkbait (author)2008-12-20

I would declare unilateral disarmament, and hope the velociraptor would follow suit. I'm sure if we just sat down and talked, we could find some common ground.

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Hippy I'll still stab the bugger and get the grill fired up... Raptor burgers, mmm talon and eye sandwiches...

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I'm sure that just like you, the VR would be much happier as an herbivore. Why can't we all just give peas a chance?

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barrax (author)skunkbait2009-01-10

because Raptors taste better than peas, lol.

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bumpus (author)barrax2009-01-10

Please don't bump older topics.

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Plasmana (author)bumpus2009-04-29

Is that your job on instructables? Telling people not to bump up old topics? LOL

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bumpus (author)Plasmana2009-04-29
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Lithium Rain (author)bumpus2009-04-30

If you don't like it, don't click on the bumped topic.

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dark sponge (author)2008-12-21

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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dark sponge (author)dark sponge2008-12-21

This quiz is pointless. If I was chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor in the same way the picture at the beginning shows, I would run to the end of my chain farthest away from the velociraptor. It wouldn't be able to reach me because it's chain is as long as mine and it is attatched to the opposite end of the bed. I just owned that quiz.

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Plasmana (author)2009-01-16
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its a lion (author)2009-01-19

1 minute, 13 seconds. That quiz is pretty funny. I would definately run to the end of my chain if he lunged at me. It would look like a cartoon.

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goldenbacon (author)2008-12-18

It said I would end up killing the raptor, Hmm...

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jedi pen-gui-n (author)2008-12-18

1:13 they failed to ask me if i would use my lightsaber. I would. Then the raptor's time would be :15

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fwjs28 (author)2008-12-15

<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 1 minute, 57 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a> <p>Created by <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net">Bunk Beds.net</a></p>

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ravebot (author)2008-12-09

<a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 1 minute, 54 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a> <p>Created by <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net">Bunk Beds.net</a></p>

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goldenbacon (author)2008-10-26

1 minut 43 seconds for me

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KentsOkay (author)goldenbacon2008-10-30

Dang! No more second place for me...

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bumpus (author)goldenbacon2008-10-26
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killerjackalope (author)bumpus2008-10-27

Bumpy Bumperson, get you here! I told you about bumping the other children, go sit in the naughty corner.

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bumpus (author)killerjackalope2008-10-27
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killerjackalope (author)bumpus2008-10-27

You can haz slap in face. I ated your cheesecakez

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Rishnai (author)2008-10-12

1 minute, 19 seconds.

I fail to see why, if the raptor and I are chained to different posts as per the diagram, I can't just go to the end of my chain and drag the bed towards the shotgun until I can reach it, them do me some raptor hunting. If our chains are attached to different points, there is surely a small space where I can go that the raptor can't, since the circles aren't concentric.

Totally nerding it up over here. Geometry + velociraptors = a meal to rival full-grown, fresh-caught gator meat.

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killerjackalope (author)Rishnai2008-10-13

To me the way it's looking is the raptor has a long neck... I'll dine with you on that one though, still have to kill and eat a gator... I reckon a big axe or some such is enough... Maybe just a toothpick if I'm feeling adventurous...

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Steamdnt (author)killerjackalope2008-10-18

If you have time, the Death Touch could always work. Then again, waiting three days for Subdural Hematoma to form could be a bit dangerous.

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darth acexxacer (author)Steamdnt2008-10-25

well depends the Shaolin warriors had several "Death Touches" or Dim Mak some take several days while others are instant. I know 2 but I've heard that there is 20+

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Steamdnt (author)darth acexxacer2008-10-26

Yes, there are a lot of different variations, and different effects.

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bumpus (author)Steamdnt2008-10-26
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Steamdnt (author)bumpus2008-10-26

Is Instructables a bumpable system?

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bumpus (author)Steamdnt2008-10-26

I was being sarcastic. You and Darth have bumped an old topic, with no point intended...

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darth acexxacer (author)bumpus2008-10-26

the last post was a week ago I highly doubt that that counts as a "bump"

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Any comment automatically "bumps" the thread. It makes the thread show up under recent activity.

Snap, I just bumped it.

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knoxarama (author)Lithium Rain2008-10-28

is bumping condagious? i dont want to catch a bump. maybey a pump or a lump, but not a bump. so tell me stump, can i get a bump?

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skunkbait (author)knoxarama2008-10-30

Jump, Jump! Get over the hump! Shake your rump, but not down in the dump, or down in the sump. Don't be a chump! -Forrest Gump

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