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How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answered

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kevinhannan (author)2011-10-25

None - the woodchuck wasn't in a Union and the Boss laid him off.

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monsterlego (author)2011-10-24
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Wolf Seril (author)2011-10-23

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+much+would+could+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood%3F

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iceng (author)2011-10-23

I'm no woodchuck but I did chuck a cord of 16" oak wood out of a truck
last evening.

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Re-design (author)2011-10-23

It is a scientific fact that a woodchuck can chuck wood but they don't actually like wood, so they don't chuck any wood.

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kelseymh (author)2011-10-23

Moved. Next time it'll be flagged.

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frollard (author)2011-10-23

3 teaspoons per lightyear.

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lemonie (author)2011-10-23
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aelias36 (author)2011-10-23

The woodchucks on lathes can actually throw wood pretty far if you cut the spinning wood down the middle. The amount of wood the woodchuck would chuck would be proportionate to the speed of the lathe, and the size of the wood.

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