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Needs no further explanation I think.

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Tool Using Animal (author)2008-11-26

umm, is there some dark secret reason you didn't link to the sauce?

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bumpus (author)Tool Using Animal2008-11-26

SAUCE!!!

Oh wait, this isn't 4chan..

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Tool Using Animal (author)bumpus2008-11-26

4chan isn't 4chan either.

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n8man (author)GorillazMiko2008-11-26

That is until the goat kicks you in the gut, and then takes a bite out of you.

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rachel (author)2008-11-26

Come now, people, how much clearer can this be? It's got one step for goodness sakes! Surely you all know how to shave a goat with a chisel, it's a BASIC SKILL.

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caitlinsdad (author)rachel2008-11-26

I'm sorry but I can't find any reference to this in my Goodhart's Dictionary of American Puns but the expression "Shave a goat" is in urban dictionary. I'm afraid this is lost on us geniuses.

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caitlinsdad (author)caitlinsdad2008-11-26

and who would hand a chisel to a 4 year old, much less let 'em loose with a goat?

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Sunbanks (author)2008-11-26

Where do I get a goat that can be shaved with a chisel?

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Big Bwana (author)2008-11-26

well I got the first part now what salt and pepper ?? and how do I get this sticky paper outta my hair ?? oh now it's under the mouse , Tab, Tab Enter

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whatsisface (author)2008-11-26

It's a little hard to understand. Maybe an iBle to accompany it might help?

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