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How to make Noobcakes Answered

Hey guys, i just wanted to share this quick recipe with you knexers, since your all so close to me, this is a family secret, so it does not leave this forum category, thankyou.

Here we go.

1/2 ts salt
1/2 cup sugar
1 Shadowman39
1oz butter
3 ts chocolate powder
2 eggs

So, get those ingredients, and now lets get cooking!
  1. First, crack 2 eggs into a bowl, and whisk until smooth.
  2. Next add in 1/2 ts of salt and mix with the eggs.
  3. Now take 1 Shadowman39 and slowly peel the skin and wash thoroughly.
  4. Add the Shadowman39 into the bowl with the eggs and salt, then mix a little more, carry on mixing until it has a smooth texture.
  5. After that, get you 3ts of chocolate power and add them one by one, while also adding small amount of the butter.
  6. Now all of your ingredients have been put together, mix them all up for around 2-3 minutes until thick and creamy.
  7. Next, get some cake cases and lay them evenly apart on a baking tray.
  8. Now spoon the cake mixture out of the bowl and into each cake case.
  9. Pop them in the oven at 270 degrees and bake for 20-30 minutes.
  10. When you think then are about done, take one cake and carefully poke a knife into the top, just to check if they are firm.
  11. Congrats, you have just made your own noobcakes!!!

These noobcakes are great to share with your family and friends, as they are delicious. The butter combined with the eggs gives for the nice smooth texture, as the Shadowman39 gives it that wonderfully pleasant aftertaste.

Thanks for taking your time to read my personal family recipe, leave your feedback below, and i wish you years of happy noobcake making. Thankyou.


This is going to result in war between Shadowman and Hiyaduddez. LOL

Hehe. I don't care though, since he forgot the wasp legs. :-)


7 years ago

I'll just leave this here: http://flic.kr/p/4VE3R8
Would have been nice to have a credit for my photo, instead of making a copy. thanks

Just thinking about this makes my mouth water! PS- You forgot the wasp legs.

But there is only one shadowman39 in the world, and you already used him! (or her?) =D

HAHA you are joking about this?


8 years ago

can i make actual food with this?

That's awesome XD


8 years ago

lol, classic....

Can I have a picture of the Shadowman39?