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...to Life, The Universe and Everything.

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Joe Martin (author)2009-12-01

"Lets all have some cake!"

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MrMystery96 (author)Joe Martin2009-12-01


But the cake is a lie! Joe martin is a liar!

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Wasagi (author)MrMystery962009-12-07
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Joe Martin (author)Chicken22092009-12-01

Best birthday song ever! =D

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Joe Martin (author)Joe Martin2009-12-01

"What Day Is Today?
Tt's Kiteman's Birthday,
What A Great Day For A Birthday,
Let's All Have Some Cake."

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Kryptonite (author)Joe Martin2009-12-02

Hush now or the cake goes up your right nostril.

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Kryptonite (author)2009-12-02

Happy 42nd!

I hope you had a great one yesterday (wait, West of the world date or East of the world date?), what presents did you get?

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Kiteman (author)Kryptonite2009-12-02

I got chocolate, and Mentos Geyser attachment, bird books and beer. 

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Kryptonite (author)Kiteman2009-12-03

Niiice. My step brother's birthday is this weekend and I don't know what to get him, after that is mum's birthday, a friends birthday and all neatly topped off: Christmas.

Gifts are fun, but sometimes hard to work out the right ones to give.

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shabaki (author)2009-12-04

Ha u mite be the answer but i am the anomaly almost everything about is somewhat backwards

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kelseymh (author)2009-12-01
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Kiteman (author)kelseymh2009-12-01

Thank you, old one.

(I wonder who is oldest on the site.  Surely not GH?)

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Lithium Rain (author)Doctor What2009-12-01

I was JUST about to post that.

Srsly.

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Kryptonite (author)Lithium Rain2009-12-02

Great minds sync alike.

That's at least 3.

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Kryptonite (author)caitlinsdad2009-12-03

If you're talking of yourself, then that make 6.

My preceding numerical quotation was incorrect, I believe Lira deserves two, and so do you.

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Doctor What (author)Lithium Rain2009-12-01

BTW, that AARP remark in the "Why?" forum made me giggle like a puppy.

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Lithium Rain (author)Doctor What2009-12-01

Ha, I missed that - that was funny!

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Goodhart (author)Kiteman2009-12-01

No I am not the oldest, but I FEEL the oldest,  I hurt in places I didn't think could hurt   :-) 


BTW:  I wished you a Happy One in FB

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Goodhart (author)2009-12-03

Hmmm, the answer ?  Well,  most of the time, I am merely the question :-)

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I3uckwheat (author)2009-12-01

Happy birthday Kiteman i really hope you have a good one even if it does mean your getting older...  at least you didn't have to sit in a wheelchair like my uncle did for his 50th (as a prank) or at least i hope you didn't.=P

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Goodhart (author)I3uckwheat2009-12-02
Pssst, I don't think he is quite that old yet....
 

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I3uckwheat (author)Goodhart2009-12-02

I wasn't calling him old i was just saying what my uncle did

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Goodhart (author)I3uckwheat2009-12-02

Oh ok,   I thought you were inferring that he was 50 (ish)  ;-) 

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I3uckwheat (author)Goodhart2009-12-02

oh no i would never do that to someone sorry for the confusion!

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Doctor What (author)I3uckwheat2009-12-02

But y'know, he's getting there.

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Goodhart (author)Doctor What2009-12-03

don't rush a near decade ;-) 

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Doctor What (author)Goodhart2009-12-03

Eight years isn't a decade sir.  It's only 80 percent of one.

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Goodhart (author)Doctor What2009-12-03

what I meant by a "near decade"  is Nearly a decade ;-) 

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Goodhart (author)I3uckwheat2009-12-02

Well then, I am sorry that I thought you had

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NachoMahma (author)2009-12-01

.  Great! Now where can we find the answer to hair loss?

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Rock Soldier (author)NachoMahma2009-12-01

Wait? Hair loss? But I want to keep my hair!

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Goodhart (author)Rock Soldier2009-12-01

It's EASY to keep it....as it falls out, put it in a jar with something to preserve it.....

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Rock Soldier (author)Goodhart2009-12-01

Well...Not what I was thinking, but that would work...

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Goodhart (author)Rock Soldier2009-12-01

Once you have it all, you can glue it back   :-) 

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Doctor What (author)Goodhart2009-12-01

Or, you can buy a goat for hair farming.

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Goodhart (author)Doctor What2009-12-01

True, but he wanted to keep his "own" hair :-) 

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Doctor What (author)Goodhart2009-12-01

Yes, but goat hair is coarse, and will last longer!  You don't want hair snapping on you, you'll lose it all!

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Goodhart (author)Doctor What2009-12-02
Tis not me that is worried about losing hair, about half of mine is already gone, it was Rock Soldier that is paranoid about that :-)
 

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Goodhart (author)Doctor What2009-12-02
Mine I am not worried about, at least half of it is gone already anyways; it was Rock Soldier that was worried about losing his :-) 
 

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Rock Soldier (author)Goodhart2009-12-02

I guess. But as of now, I have more then enough hair...

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Molten Boron (author)NachoMahma2009-12-01

The answer is to embrace it, as Kiteman has!

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