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But the cake is a lie! Joe martin is a liar!

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 the Cake isn't a lie!

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reference win

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Best birthday song ever! =D

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"What Day Is Today?
Tt's Kiteman's Birthday,
What A Great Day For A Birthday,
Let's All Have Some Cake."

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Hush now or the cake goes up your right nostril.

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I got chocolate, and Mentos Geyser attachment, bird books and beer. 

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Sounds like a party!

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 Party!!

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Niiice. My step brother's birthday is this weekend and I don't know what to get him, after that is mum's birthday, a friends birthday and all neatly topped off: Christmas.

Gifts are fun, but sometimes hard to work out the right ones to give.

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Thank you, old one.

(I wonder who is oldest on the site.  Surely not GH?)

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Nacho?

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I was JUST about to post that.

Srsly.

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Great minds sync alike.

That's at least 3.

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and a half.

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If you're talking of yourself, then that make 6.

My preceding numerical quotation was incorrect, I believe Lira deserves two, and so do you.

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BTW, that AARP remark in the "Why?" forum made me giggle like a puppy.

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Ha, I missed that - that was funny!

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No I am not the oldest, but I FEEL the oldest,  I hurt in places I didn't think could hurt   :-) 


BTW:  I wished you a Happy One in FB

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I wasn't calling him old i was just saying what my uncle did

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Oh ok,   I thought you were inferring that he was 50 (ish)  ;-) 

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oh no i would never do that to someone sorry for the confusion!

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But y'know, he's getting there.

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don't rush a near decade ;-) 

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Eight years isn't a decade sir.  It's only 80 percent of one.

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what I meant by a "near decade"  is Nearly a decade ;-) 

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yea it must suck...

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Well then, I am sorry that I thought you had

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www.drdistefano.com/

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XD

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Wait? Hair loss? But I want to keep my hair!

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It's EASY to keep it....as it falls out, put it in a jar with something to preserve it.....

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Well...Not what I was thinking, but that would work...

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Once you have it all, you can glue it back   :-) 

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Or, you can buy a goat for hair farming.

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True, but he wanted to keep his "own" hair :-) 

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Yes, but goat hair is coarse, and will last longer!  You don't want hair snapping on you, you'll lose it all!

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I guess. But as of now, I have more then enough hair...

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The answer is to embrace it, as Kiteman has!

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