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I hate April Fool ....... Answered

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I just wanted to say it : I hate April Fool ...............

I'm perfectly aware that when it's about humour and jokes, I can be a real retarded kid or a real little rascal (sometimes both at the same time)...

For instance, just to give you a sample, when I wrote "I hate April Fool", the "funny hemisphere" of my brain immediately computed a risky (and probably stupid and immature) pun :

"I hate April Fool ........ 'cause this girl is a real pain !"

Well ...... and paradoxically, despite I find many April Fool jokes funny, I hate this day.
Why ?
Because :
1) every little "unexpected" (and plausible) information seems suspicious.
2) some extremely serious persons (teammates or superior) tries to be cool only this day, and become ridiculously serious again the day after ......... and paradoxically, their April Fool sense of humour is as low as their seriousness is high the rest of the year (this is a great source of disappointment to see how stupid can be someone you respected for his/her intelligence).
3) I don't remember #3 .... who really care about it anyway ???

Voila ...

That was my April Fool rant.

Wow ! I feel better know !

=o]

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lemonie (author)2011-11-29

You are still wrong (very), but if you'd like to argue about it please cite anything I've said that supports your opinion.
I'm trying to engage with you because you're unhappy, angry, far-too much into yourself and surely were looking for something better by dropping comments on this site?
Hey - you've not given-up commenting, so you must be getting some kind of amusement from this?

With kind regards

L

The Hunu guru/tarot/etc.means very little to me, except that I've known a few girls pay money for Tarot (waste of- in my opinion)

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Lithium Rain (author)lemonie2011-11-29

Way to make a woman curious, guys...

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lemonie (author)Lithium Rain2011-12-02

Having read it again, the one-sided dialogue is interesting, it leaves room for imagination...

L

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ilpug (author)lemonie2011-11-30

I find it supremely funny to see Lemonie earnestly arguing with someone who isnt there.


(I know it is because of removed comments, but I am in a laughing mood.)

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lemonie (author)2011-11-28

You don't understand me, your assessment of someone being precisely the same sort of person is wrong.
However, I am interested in "brain waves to influence the outcome of dolphin formations" - who has seriously tried doing that?

L

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lemonie (author)2011-11-28

I use this, if I need to use anything other than my mind. Apparently someone is reproducing it in Bristol, word travels it seems.

L

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lemonie (author)2011-11-28

You've posted a bit too much CAPS and anger for a happy peaceful person. It suggests that you may be trying to use the internet to escape from what you hate / makes you unhappy. Except that you aren't because you've brought it all with you...
On this site people who have problems usually make friends by asking a Question or posting a Forum Topic asking for help/advice (it's that kind of site).

L

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lemonie (author)2011-11-27

What is going on with your life, why all this ranting?

L

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LinuxH4x0r (author)2008-04-02

Its too forced, so its usually not funny

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chaoscampbell (author)2008-04-02

the local radio station where I am is called AM 800. almost everyone in essex county listens to it in the am at least for a few mins because its the most legit news program in the am for weather traffic and other relevant headlines..... there FM sister station is 89X for alternative rock..... yesterday morning they said they were changing to 800X and would be incorporating some alternative rock in there programming. they made me look like a dumbass cause I only listened for a few mins for weather and traffic and I heard that little piece of info...well I told someone about it forgetting it was April 1st and turns out it was an april fools joke.

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