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I predict the Japanese Dog-aclypse. Answered

Have you seen what Japanese pet owners do to their dogs?

Any minute now, I expect to read on the news that every dog in Japan turned, as one, and chewed off the hand that dressed them!



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Jayefuu (author)2010-01-18

I read that article..... it made me cringe. But spending their time dessing up dogs is harmless, better than things other people in the world do for fun.

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Callum Snowden (author)Jayefuu2010-10-31

Yeah suppose its better than fighting other countries and stuff...

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lemonie (author)2010-01-18

The Japanese like some strange things, but I've seen Americans do as bad. Still you know what some people do to their children...

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lemonie (author)Doctor What2010-01-18

Permit me to assume that is someone's child rather than a doll and say: Jeeez-us!

L

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Doctor What (author)lemonie2010-01-18

 The sad thing is that you're right!  They have television shows dedicated to it.  (just in case you didn't know)

Toddlers & Tiaras 

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bowmaster (author)Doctor What2010-01-19

Do you have a structural blueprint to the studio that makes it? You know, with critical support beams prone to C-4, walkways with good sniper positions on the producers, and vents big enough for a person to get through?

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Doctor What (author)bowmaster2010-01-19

 You want to blow up children?

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bowmaster (author)Doctor What2010-01-19

No. I want to snipe out the producers, wait for the children to run, THEN collapse the building.

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Doctor What (author)bowmaster2010-01-19

 Well then, I'm sorry, I can't condone that.  I only condone blowing up children.  Call it a personal hobby.

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bowmaster (author)Doctor What2010-01-19

Sorry, left one part out. Dig tunnels under the parking lot except for some support beams then when the children go outside blow out the support beams.

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Doctor What (author)bowmaster2010-01-19

Unfortunately, that would leave the children in tact.  That is a problem.

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bowmaster (author)Doctor What2010-01-19

No, on the floor of the cave made by digging under the parking lot there will be landmines. I'm also going to have a "friend" of mine do an airstrike.

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lemonie (author)Doctor What2010-01-18

That's the sort of thing I meant originally, so I won't click it.

L

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bowmaster (author)2010-01-19

I like cats better. If you even try to dress them, AWAY GOES UR FACE!!!

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=SMART= (author)2010-01-18

Thats not a dog !
Proper dogs are big and strong, like my dog Maple

although I did give her a hat once... and glasses........ im not Japanese

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Kiteman (author)=SMART=2010-01-18

Er...

...when you put the hat and shades on...

...where is the rest of the dog??

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=SMART= (author)Kiteman2010-01-19

Oh, haha she is standing in the boot of the car resting her head on the seats. im looking back at her.

it does look a bit odd haha

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Kiteman (author)Doctor What2010-01-18

That "shades" pose, I usually see that on butchers' walls. 

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Kryptonite (author)2010-01-18

You evidently haven't seen the dogs with the wigs and dyed furs then, god, what some owners do to their animals.

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Doctor What (author)2010-01-18

You can rent cats?  That sounds a little absurd...  Cat prostitution...

I have a papillon, and my family puts coats, sweaters, and other apparel on her.

It looks like torture.  I pull them off whenever possible.

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Kiteman (author)Doctor What2010-01-18

Cat rental is weird.

In my area, if you stand still and look as though you own a can opener, cats line up to rent you.

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crapflinger (author)Kiteman2010-01-18

if i were to have been drinking something at the moment i read that, it would now reside in my keyboard. thankfully i was not

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Jayefuu (author)crapflinger2010-01-18

+1 Kiteman
+1 crapflinger

I DID have tea in my mouth, it was hard to keep it there.

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crapflinger (author)2010-01-18

while most pets dislike clothing (they've got a fur coat) SOME pets actually benefit from it. some hairless or very short haired dogs NEED sweaters in colder climates (where they're not supposed to be) and many small dogs (toy breeds) have a VERY hard time regulating their body temparature..

other than that, it's pretty harmless...now dog fighting, unethical breeding practices (i.e. puppy mills), and uncontrolled stray populations.....that's a different story

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