Lay the robot on its back, with appendages splayed. Make a single vertical incision with a 150 mW 562 nm laser from sensor cluster to lower motor. Remove circuit boards and hydraulic lines through the incision. Clean the cavity with 70% isoproyl alcohol and compressed air spray (do not use WD-40 as it will leave dust-collecting residue).
Once the cavity is cleaned, fill with a cornbread-sage stuffing mix (prepackaged or home made). Use non-lead solder (RoHS) to seal the original incision. Bake in a 375 F oven for 2.5 hours (assuming a 10-15 lb robot), and serve with roasted potatoes.
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Check its batteries and clean the optics.
Add a little salt, black pepper, garlic and grill until medium-rare.