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I will try to be back by Friday 6/13/08 or Sat 6/14/08 Answered

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Ok, well I have to take a special shower with this specially skunk oil smelling antiseptic liquid soap, and again in about 6 hours, when I get up, before rushing into the hospital.....Good night all.....be back in about a week or so....

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Labot2001 (author)2008-06-13

I have a friend from Michigan who wears shorts in January.

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Goodhart (author)Labot20012008-10-29

The temp just dropped to 40o F here and I am thinking about putting my shorts away for the season :-)

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Goodhart (author)Labot20012008-06-14

Well, I am not that bad most of the times, although our recent January was fairly mild. I did wear shorts one Dec. however, when I went out on a mountain the day before deer season to check out the trails and find a good place to stand. But that, is a different story.

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bumpus (author)Labot20012008-06-13
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LinuxH4x0r (author)2008-06-26

Welcome back ~~Cotter~~ Goodhart!

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LinuxH4x0r (author)Sunbanks2008-06-27

Only one more day of driving. I'll be back tonite

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Patrik (author)2008-06-13

IT'S ALIVE - ALIIIVE!! Sorry, Frankenstein moment there... Welcome back, Goodhart, we all missed you! How are you feeling - still damn sore, I suspect?

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Goodhart (author)Patrik2008-06-13

A bit sore, a bit disoriented (my typing fingers refuse to type correctly and I must type most words at least twice), but mostly a bit breathless. Any little thing makes me feel that way, and sitting in our less then clean living room does it if I don't move.

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PKM (author)Goodhart2008-06-13

Hey, Goodhart has a good heart once more. I can lay off the puns with you back! WB :)

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Goodhart (author)PKM2008-06-13

Oh but they are so much fun.....especially when you can just imagine the face of the person reading it LOL

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Labot2001 (author)Goodhart2008-06-13

I can imagine Kiteman's face at a pun:

<groan>

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Labot2001 (author)Kiteman2008-06-14

Hehe, it's just that this one time when GH made a pun, you went

<groan>

and I've never forgotten it.

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Goodhart (author)Labot20012008-06-21
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Flumpkins (author)Goodhart2008-06-22

I don't really get it, but it's still hysterical

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Goodhart (author)Flumpkins2008-06-22

Look under her eyes, the mascara is the makeup around the eyes, and underneath they have little legs that look like they are running (when a woman's mascara runs, it dibbles down her face)

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did you click on the picture to see it in larger ? =o)

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Flumpkins (author)2008-06-22
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Lithium Rain (author)2008-06-10
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NachoMahma (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-10

. He does grow on ya, doesn't he? If you had told me earlier that I would miss his puns, I would have laughed at you ... but I really do miss them.

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Lithium Rain (author)NachoMahma2008-06-11

He does! He really really does. It's funny, the exact same thing is true for me. I miss his puns too! Never thought I'd say that. :D

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Keith-Kid (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-11

Hmmn....It seems Nacho and Adrian(*Erhem* Adrianna )will have to team up to fill the void GoodHart left. No one ever likes the back-ups, but you two can pull it off for at least a week........

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Goodhart (author)Keith-Kid2008-06-14

Just be careful how far you backup....a lens grinder once backed into his machine and made a spectacle of himself LOL

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Like the butcher that backed into the hamburger grinder and got a little behind in his work :-)

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Where do you get all of these?

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Long ago, I read a bunch of old joke books, some of them are still funny :-) well, I think so anyways.

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Lithium Rain (author)Goodhart2008-06-14

You sound just like my little brother, he reads old joke books, trivia books and readers digests...

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-21

Remember though, an old joke book for me is from the 30's-40's, while old to him may be more like from the 1960's - '70's LOL

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Lithium Rain (author)Goodhart2008-06-21

Heh. That's true, that's about the era he reads from...

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-21

ah, yes - the BOB jokes ( what do you call someone in a pool with no arms nor legs? BOB ) and the Elephant jokes: ( how do you know if an Elephant has been in your refrigerator? - All the peanut butter is gone and there are footprints in the butter) and the infamous Mommy Mommy jokes: ( Mommy, mommy, I am tired of spinning about in circles ! - Shut up, or I will nail your OTHER foot down too ! ) etc, ad nausium

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-21

there were whole books devoted to those "jokes" :-)

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2008-06-15

Really though, I use past experience more than established jokes . . .

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And some of them...never were funny!

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matter of opinion and one's point of view ;-) i.e. how much of a sense of humor one has LOL

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Goodhart (author)NachoMahma2008-06-13

Grow on you, eh? You mean like mold ? LOL

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Kiteman (author)2008-06-09

Luck? Who needs luck? You'll be fine.

Quietly crosses fingers.

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Goodhart (author)Kiteman2008-06-13

You're right, it wasn't luck I needed.....just one of the best surgeon's in the area....I mean, who want's second best? :-)

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Brennn10 (author)Goodhart2008-06-14

Which hospital did you get your surgery done at?

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Goodhart (author)Brennn102008-06-14

The hospital is called the General Hospital. Downtown Lancaster.

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Kiteman (author)Goodhart2008-06-14

Wa-hay! He's alive! Welcome back, GH - I hope you're sitting up to type? We all wish you a speedy and uneventful recuperation.

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Goodhart (author)Kiteman2008-06-14

Sitting up? Well, I am NOT laying on my chest for sure ;-) and flat on my back is not really doable yet either. Thank you...

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skunkbait (author)Goodhart2008-06-14

Great to have you back! I'll give you 4 days and then the Torah, Talmud, and Mishnah questions resume!!!

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Goodhart (author)skunkbait2008-06-14

Thank you, and well, if I feel up to it, I will answer as best as I can (glad you didn't mention Zohar, I am a little rusty on that and the rest of Kabbalah.

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