Idea: piPod, piPad, piPhone Answered
Okay, so here's the idea. Inexpensive RaspberryPi computers have lots of horsepower, an SD slot, audio jack, and place to hook a screen... Why not kludge together your own iPod or even iPad. Also, slap on one of MIT's cell modules and you've got the iPhone.
Sure it might look funky and may even cost more than the real deal, but half the coolness is just to say you did it yourself!
(P.S. Since I just coined the terms piPod, piPhone, and piPad, you've got to send me one if you make it work! Please? Pretty please? Maybe??)