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Hey, I had an inappropriate (in my opinion) google-ad show up. I was searching forums for "chat room" and an ad for Horny Swinger Sex Chat came up. The site was SwingerNet.com . Aside from the fact that I thought it was an ad for a sex-swing (which would at least be interesting), it really goes a bit beyond PG-13. Here's the URL: http://www.swappernet.com/sn/Freesignup.aspx?afl=6g_ssc24&gclid=CIb94-uk25gCFQrAGgodwHJ-dw

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gearhead1951 (author)2009-11-01

I been told I wuz ugly enuff to stand on th' tracks and grin and it would make freight train take a detour up a dirt road !!

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Camisado (author)2009-05-28

Hello there good friend. Thank you for providing me link to adult website. (LOL I talk like this when I'm in perv mode)

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Camisado (author)skunkbait2009-05-29

Ya everyone says that when I'm in perv mode. They all say 'LOL'.....

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The Jamalam (author)2009-02-14

I saw this one here. Really bad

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KentsOkay (author)The Jamalam2009-02-14

that 3rd chick is UGLY... Im not even sure if she's a chick...

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skunkbait (author)KentsOkay2009-02-14

Yeah! Ugly people should not be allowed to be naughty!

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caitlinsdad (author)skunkbait2009-02-14

Yeah, it ruins it for the ugly people looking at the naughty stuff... and elsewhere on cable there is a storm about to brew on evolution on BBC, coverage on vegetarianism on Animal Planet, and good old wrestling...take your pick

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Lithium Rain (author)caitlinsdad2009-02-14

Hahaha. There should be a "breaking forums news" topic that tells of the flames, wars, truces and such on the forums.

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caitlinsdad (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-14

Your armor seems to be singed again. I'll just dust off the banhammer and get it ready again. *sigh*

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Lithium Rain (author)caitlinsdad2009-02-14

It is sharper than any shark's tooth, and heavier than 9 elephants. My trigger finger has poison ivy on it that no calamine lotion can touch. Users! Beware and do not spam.

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-14

Feeling dangerous Adrian? *cowers in corner*

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Lithium Rain (author)skunkbait2009-02-14

That's right, you better run!

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-14

Too scared to run..... *crawls away, whimpering softly*

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KentsOkay (author)skunkbait2009-02-15

Such a wimp.... EYUP ADDIE!!! Fancy a burger'n fries?

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-15

I do not fancy a burger'n fries. Do you fancy a whoopin'?

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-15

I dunno. Would it be a fancy whoopin' , or just your average everyday garden-variety whoopin'?

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Lithium Rain (author)skunkbait2009-02-15

A whoopin' like none you've ever seen.

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-15

Ok. Sounds good. I hereby volunteer Rocket Sci to accept that whoopin'!

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Lithium Rain (author)skunkbait2009-02-16

Awesome. It's been almost 20 minutes since I last gave an overconfident teenage male a whoopin'.

>Looks around<

Where is he?

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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

A whoopin'? Where does when get whoopin'?

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-17

Where does one get a whoopin', you ask? Why, right here!

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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

OO OO, I'm so scared.... Heck I've got half a foot and at least 15 pounds on you... Your only chance would be if I took pity on you and let you whoop me....

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-17

Pfft. Brains conquer brawn. It's all in how you use what you've got. And how would you know what you have on me?

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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

Ooo! You gonna brain me? I'm psychic darlin'

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-17
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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

I sez, WHAT A LOAD OF BUNK!!

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-17
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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

Lights! >grabs flashlight< Camera! >grabs rope< ACTION!! >tackles and ties up Addie< Now what....

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-17

So sorry to disappoint, that was merely a cardboard cutout of me. Pardon me while I defeat you.

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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-17

>tackles the REAL Addie, ties up

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Lithium Rain (author)KentsOkay2009-02-18

Seems to be you're like a dog with a car - ya don't know what to do now that you have what you've been pursuing.

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KentsOkay (author)Lithium Rain2009-02-18

I know! I'll come rescue you! >goes out side, changes outfit< >triumphantly bursts back in< >cuts Addie loose< TA DA!!

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skunkbait (author)caitlinsdad2009-02-14

Coverage on vegetarianism on Animal Planet??? Are they trying to convince lions to rethink their diets? And good old wrestling? Talk about ugly people doing naughty things!

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caitlinsdad (author)skunkbait2009-02-14

I'm just going with the herd but part of the argument might be bull.

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skunkbait (author)caitlinsdad2009-02-14

Bull? Is he one of the wrestlers?

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Goodhart (author)skunkbait2009-02-15

I thought he meant Bull Durham...

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skunkbait (author)Goodhart2009-02-15

Anybody else out there remember "Bull of the Woods"?

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caitlinsdad (author)skunkbait2009-02-14

Bull from Night Court, that was when TV was good.

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skunkbait (author)caitlinsdad2009-02-14

Richard Moll! He was brilliant. I think he also had a bit part in "SHirley & Laverne" as a hoodlum or something.

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KentsOkay (author)The Jamalam2009-02-14

I mean there is such a wider variety of less uglyness available...

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Kiteman (author)2009-02-14

I thought that was fixed? The worst I've seen for a long time are those slightly creepy 3d-avatars-in-their-underwear adverts.

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