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I'm cute - vote for me!
...since I did any shameless self promotion.
But, then, it's been a while since I've had four entries in the same contest.
Count them - one, two, three, four. Actually, make that five!
Which do like best? Which are you going to vote for?
Go on, why don't you shamelessly promote your contest entries here as well?
Shameless only, remember, nothing subtle.
Hmm I needed this.
My completely unsubtle link to my Cardboard Jacobs Ladder needed promoting. For every one that doesn't like it, it's getting updated with a new one... soon.
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Bump!
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I'll comment here, "most of the joints are rolled paper", a nacho-ian slip I presume.
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LMFAO.
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The best part is that the left hip really looks like a good old-fashioned fatty. Nice to know Kiteman's not the kind to bogart...
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Er... yeah, exactly what do you mean? Oooooo, look, flashing colors on the electron scanning microscope...
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Er... thank you?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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...That's what I get for posting at 23:55, UK time.
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Where ever you see my name just click VOTE, kthxbye
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I see your name, but I only see a flag button...
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own3d.
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dammit :)
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Win :D
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Nice one.
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I've got two entries up.
It's only smart to vote for the sexiest headboard in the history of ibles.
Also for the only truly functional hanging jewelry frame because you can use it with all your earrings, not just the dangly ones.
And this concludes the bi-monthly "Jessy Talks Herself Up" post.
:P
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Gnnng.
You've done it again - this time you mention sex and link us to directly to your bed!
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LMFAO.
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I am the most accidentally sexy lady that I know.
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(Injures self severely, biting back flippantly-non-PC remark.)
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It's a nice headboard, a cute headboard, but sexy? Only to the most hardcore bibliaphile!
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Well then, consider me a hardcore book lady.
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I like books, but the relationship is platonic. Now powertools......
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It just occured to me that I have an uncle who is east anglican, living in England. He lives off of his farm, and only works when he really needs it. He lives in a makeshift pipe of sorts. (I'm putting this here because your orangeboard has a disease or something).
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LOL - anglican is a kind of church!
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Whoops - my fingers said something whilst my mind said another. I also forgot to add - his name is Mark as well.
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GASPETH
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I know, it's such a rare name...
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Innit? 'Specially for them folks across the pond. Even the folks cross mah stock pond have a weird outlandish name~
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A video I made for the "Forbes teach me fast" contest
This is take 2, because take 1 got rejected from the contest due to a technicality with the contest image.
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>bangs head repeatedly into desk for missing entry deadline What could've possibly beaten a fifteen foot cardboard boat that DIDNT SINK???
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Hmm, I was thinking about voting either for this one
OR maybe even this one
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What have they to do with cardboard, though?
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Don't get your wires all up in a twist because of a little stripping going on. Totally not NSFW.
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;-) thanks
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Nothing to do with cardboard, just something to vote for in reciprocation ;-)
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Oh, and we should condone that actions of those that have you eating out of their hands.
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Well, well, well, I think your approach is all wrong, you should submit multiple entries that span multiple contests instead of putting all of your eggs in one basket.
The way to do this is to pull up a chair, preferably a Captain's chair, sit down, take off your work shoes, put on a pair of comfy slippers, see what's available to go with a cup of tea, browse the forums for a topic like this and then see if you can get a chuckle out of a Brit.
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