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Just say NO to Cake

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Let them, um, inject cake? The effects of Cake on the brain....

Cake report

Ok, ok, so it's old news.....I thought it was interesting nevertheless. :-)

13 Replies

Lithium Rain (author)2009-09-20


I will not give up cake.

You stay away from my cake!!

>Guards cake while giving the room the evil eye<

gmjhowe (author)Lithium Rain2009-09-21

>saddles up next to Lira< Lets guard our cake together! Now we just need luke to provide the full triang of outward protection.

Goodhart (author)gmjhowe2009-09-21

We'll just wait until you are completely stuffed and high on your Cake, and then attack LOL

gmjhowe (author)Goodhart2009-09-21

When we are on our cake 'high' due to our addiction, we will flail outwards like cake fuelled ninjas, you would not stand a chance, and the fight would be over swiftly.

Goodhart (author)gmjhowe2009-09-21

Oh I can just picture it......

Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2009-09-21

Cake, as written up in the report, is very addictive.....

skunkbait (author)2009-09-20

NOOOOOO! Not cake, say it ain't so! First moonshine, then chewing tobacco, even muscadine wine.......Is there no substance left safe for escapeing the daily misery?

Goodhart (author)skunkbait2009-09-21

Ah, well there is ONE they can NEVER take from you ;-)

Try Endorphins !!!!

Take the Endorphin Challenge!

Kiteman (author)2009-09-20

lemonie (author)Kiteman2009-09-20
Ted Maul is one of my all-time favorite reporters (I didn't realise your sense of humour was as warped as mine...)

Since I couldn't find his excellent report on suspects being eaten by the police, here's Eugene Fraxby and bombdogs.


Goodhart (author)lemonie2009-09-20
Not to worry, we have serious news persons that sound even more goofy....

FOX doing it's BEST reporting

and now, for something completely different....

The Ideanator (author)Goodhart2009-09-20

That is the cheesiest stuff I have ever herd! Its worse even than Scientology!.

Goodhart (author)Kiteman2009-09-20

:-) Too bad it can't be embedded....