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Kiteman's Haiku Contest the Sequel! Answered

Ok,so Kiteman posted a patch contest that was very succesful. I took his VERY LAST PATCH! So,I am posting this,it has the EXACT SAME RULES AS KITEMAN'S exept that I am the one sending patches! Haiku Away!

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Eunix (author)2016-09-03

As the sea is blue,

and I belong in my land,

cold winds engulf you.

Posting this feels so weird and so wrong, kinda like waking up the dead... But I don't care! Let the zombies come! ; )))

I've been digging in the Instructables archives quite some time today...

Whatever caused this thread to stop anyway?

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PKM (author)Eunix2016-09-05

Comments like yours show

It's not always September

On the internet.

Autumn's cold winds blow

Bright screen under a dark sky

This site warms my heart

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caitlinsdad (author)PKM2016-09-05

Howthehellareyou?

Not so active as of late?

Make ibles again.

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PKM (author)caitlinsdad2016-09-06

Been a touch busy

Renovating my new house

Nearly finished now

New ibles coming

'Leccy skateboard in the works

And some older stuff

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caitlinsdad (author)Eunix2016-09-03

Bump not once, but twice

Alas, intelligent life

A treat for the site

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Eunix (author)caitlinsdad2016-09-04

Hahaha Haha!

Haiku's and poetry,

Out of anything.

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caitlinsdad (author)Eunix2016-09-04

Instructables rock

Take something simple as that

turns into pure gold.

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Toga_Dan (author)2016-09-04

"Five syllables First.

Seven Syllables Second.

Five syllables Last."

copyright 2016

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caitlinsdad (author)Toga_Dan2016-09-04

"5 syllables 1st.

7 syllables 2nd.

5 syllables last."

copyright 2016

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Toga_Dan (author)caitlinsdad2016-09-05

5 syllables first

7 syllables second

5 syllables third

C

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caitlinsdad (author)Toga_Dan2016-09-05

Five syllables here.

Now add two more syllables,

rinse out and repeat.

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Toga_Dan (author)caitlinsdad2016-09-05

1 2 3 4 5

123456 sevn

54321

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monsterlego (author)2011-10-22

Instructables fun,
Make-and-doing all day long,
Just don't kill yourself.

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Koosie (author)2010-02-25

A Haiku contest!
Ha, I will beat all the rest!
For I am the best! :->

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-25

Your boast will be toast,
We all know a polar bear
can't type on keyboard.

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-25

Aha! A challenge!
Then lets have this duel of words!
Or do I scare thee. :->

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-25

Do your best or wurst
Lest you eat your little words
Spicy hot mustard?

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-26

Eat my little words?
Maybe with some sweet chilli
But never subdue!

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-26

A challenge indeed
No matter what you will say
It still does not rhyme

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-26

Does it need to rhyme?
I will turn you into slime!
With my magic pine!

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-26

Do not miss a beat
Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme,
makes it all taste good.

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-27

Machinge gun, rifle
Bazooka, rocket, sling-shot
These are my weapons!

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-27

Just keep on running
You have no ammunition
Rock, paper, scissors...

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-27

What about magic?!
I'll say Abrakadabra!
And you will vanish! :->

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-27

No thrill in the kill
Tis the hunt that is fair game
For the chase is good

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-27

I don't speak Spanish
I don't prattle in Polish
But I will for you! ;->

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-27

Esperanto, No?
The internet connects us
Hello, my good friend.

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-28

Dial-up, wi-fi
ADSL,  and 3G
None shall protect you! ;->

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The Jamalam (author)Koosie2010-02-28

"Dial-up, wi-fi" huh?
I think that you've done that wrong.
5 syllables - not!

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caitlinsdad (author)The Jamalam2010-02-28

Static on the line?
Failure to communicate?
Di al, di al, twice.

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-28

Too long we have fought
Enough page, we shall not have
A shower I need :-(

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caitlinsdad (author)Koosie2010-02-28

Backed into a wall
Ha, too much information
Till we meet again.

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Koosie (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-28

You, sir, are legend!
Many thanks for the great patch! :->
My last, this will be!

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The Jamalam (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-28

In britain, we tend to say it as one syllable.

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Koosie (author)The Jamalam2010-02-28

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/dial.html

Ahem, enough said
Or is that enough written?
Either way, I'm write ;->

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kelseymh (author)2010-02-18

Duplicated work
Too much effort for me
Missing syllable

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2010-02-25

You're a lazy bum
Add just one more word (try "Way")
To the second line

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kelseymh (author)Lithium Rain2010-02-25

If we could edit
comments that we have written,
then I would do so.

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2010-02-25

Hey! Great idea there
New PRO feature coming up:
Editing comments

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kelseymh (author)Lithium Rain2010-02-25

https://www.instructables.com/community/Should_be_possible_to_edit_comments/
https://www.instructables.com/community/edit_instructables_comments/
https://www.instructables.com/community/just_give_us_10_minutes/

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2010-02-25

Yes indeed; I know
But it finished out the line
(Poetic license)

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The Jamalam (author)2010-02-22

Ibles is awesome
You can do a lot of stuff
Building, make and craft

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caitlinsdad (author)2010-02-16

Topic out of time
Comment, pun, question, reply
I just don't get it.

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Lithium Rain (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-16

Gushing flows of black
Fast, whirling rolls of white
It's a newspaper!

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2010-02-18

It's a newspaper
but then beneath glass it is
in a museum.

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caitlinsdad (author)Lithium Rain2010-02-16

Immediately
Before a thought is finished
Stalking, yes or no?

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Lithium Rain (author)caitlinsdad2010-02-16

No, coincidence
Just refreshing the forums
It looked interesting

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exact same rules as the othor one

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Goodhart (author)2010-02-17

Techie Haikus are
Just not sequencial at all
Much less as sequels.

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patch i want to send
my patch button will not work
when fixed patch is yours!

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