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Most Embarrassing (thanks Skate) Moments. Answered

Ok, everybody's got one. WHat's your most embarassing moment? You know: split your pants, threw up on a friend, toilet paper stuck to your shoe, forgot to cover a hickey- that sort of thing. I'll go first. Today at church (I'm the minister for a small congregation), I forgot and left my cellphone on. "No big deal" you say? My ringtone is David Allen Coe (a VERY "In-your-face" and "offensive in a funny sort of way" country musician). I was just finishing up Sunday school, and getting ready to give my sermon. Then the phone rang, everyone could hear..... "I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison...". My wife quickly hung it up (but didn't turn it off). Then it rang AGAIN!! I was looking for something to crawl under. I wanted to die! The church-members all laughed (because they know my sense of humor), but I turned red as a beet. I stepped outside, and returned the call, as we were sort of at a stopping place. I figured it must be an emergency for anyone to call me in the middle of "church". It turns out the call was a church member, who's been out of town for a couple of months wanting to wish everybody well, and see if he could listen in on part of the service. Moral of the story: Get a different ringtone!!! OK, Who's next?

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DJ Radio (author)2008-10-22

ok, it was on the first day of school. I went to the assembly place, but it turns out thats where the girls go for assembly.

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skunkbait (author)DJ Radio2008-10-22
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DJ Radio (author)skunkbait2008-10-22

not rly, nobody made a big deal about it, and by the time school started, it blew off all the way. it could have been worse..............

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skunkbait (author)DJ Radio2008-10-22

WHen I joined the track team in highschool, the coach screwed up and gave me an old uniform. The problem was, the old colour had become JUST FOR GIRLS. I didn't realize it till I showed up at the meet in a girls (coloured) sweatsuit!

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Goodhart (author)skunkbait2008-10-22

:-) I was good at starting school on the right foot.....just normally in the wrong homeroom *sigh*

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skunkbait (author)Goodhart2008-10-22

Or on the wrong bus!!! (been there done that) Hey maybe that's why I felt the need to buy my OWN bus.

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Goodhart (author)skunkbait2008-10-22

the only bus I own is inside my computer ;-)

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skunkbait (author)Goodhart2008-10-23

You must have a BIG computer. I can't even fit my bus in the barn!

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Goodhart (author)skunkbait2008-10-23

It's a small bus, but it's fast LOL

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Goodhart (author)Labot20012009-02-07

Should I have expected more? LOL

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DJ Radio posted:
ok,

it was on the first day of school. I went to the assembly place, but it turns out thats where the girls go for assembly.

How is that a bad thing? I would have stayed there.

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its kinda like walking into the girls bathroom....

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you are a suspicious person....

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Then we must end the conversation here.

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its not the convo. its you in general.

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I SAID WE MUST END THE CONVERSATION.

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kelseymh (author)2009-01-04

(DJ's alternate account bumped it, it's not my fault, really!) That is truly outstanding! I hope you (a) used the incident in a future sermon, and (b) immediately recinded the no-cell-phone policy, in the interest of justice :-)

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DJ Radio (author)kelseymh2009-02-06

alternate account? what the....

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skunkbait (author)kelseymh2009-01-07

Never really had a no-cell policy. I always thought it funny when someone ELSEs' cell phone went off. But I did finally change my ringtone to "Only God Knows Why".

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kelseymh (author)skunkbait2009-01-07

I'm picturing you answering your cell in church, and it's Bill Cosby's voice saying, "Noah!"...

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NachoMahma (author)kelseymh2009-01-08

. "Right! ... What's an ark?"
. Gee! You are old if you remember that one.

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PKM (author)2008-10-23

In retrospect one of my worst moments (and thankfully the only one of my entire life I absolutely can't remember) was drinking too much, trials biking in the street, propositioning my friend's girlfriend, having to be carried up the staris and throwing up in my friend's bed (the same one whose girlfriend it was and who was hosting the party) in the space of about 45 minutes. Of course, I was drunk so didn't notice :D The worst one at the time was going out for PE with a tiny splash of water from the sink right on the front of my trousers.. no-one would have noticed except that when we picked teams for some reason we were standing in two lines facing each other, and by the time about 3/4 of the class was in the line facing me someone started laughing, pointed it out, others started laughing, eventually the teacher had to look what was going on :( I got my own back though, the one who first pointed it out repeated the story on the bus on the way home and I out-argued him with "You must have been staring pretty hard at my crotch to notice one drop of water".. he didn't look so smart then :) Oh, and turning up to secondary school in a girls blazer (identical to boys' but blue instead of black) for the first few weeks because my parents bought me the wrong one. With a terrible haircut. I was t3h stylish as an 11 year old.

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skunkbait (author)PKM2008-10-23

My mom went once for a business lunch and got a splash of water in "that" area. She ended up taking her dress off and wetting the WHOLE THING in the sink so that it would at least all be the same colour!

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Lithium Rain (author)skunkbait2008-10-23

A wet dress...hmm...that might be worse...

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2008-10-23

She wrung it out, but yeah, it was still pretty bad.

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Lithium Rain (author)skunkbait2008-10-23

I think I would just put a napkin in my lap rather than do that!

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skunkbait (author)Lithium Rain2008-10-23

Or at least "spill" some water elsewhere to make it look more like an accident than an "incident".

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jessyratfink (author)2008-07-25

I don't drink, but a few years ago I was making dinner for friends and the food required red wine for marinating. I didn't want it to go to waste, so I had a glass while I was cooking. And then another glass. I hadn't eaten anything, and before I know it, I'm feeling quite strange. Before I know it, I'm done eating and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is on and I'm on the floor under the coffee table singing about breasts.

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DJ Radio (author)jessyratfink2008-10-22

AHHHHHHH! YOU FELL IN THE TRAP THAT BUDWISER AND SAM ADAMS AND COORS SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahhhhhh breasts... i remember when i saw my first breasts....*stares away dreamily*

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jessyratfink (author)skunkbait2008-07-26

At least nothing else happened! My friends will never let me live it down, though. The one time I drink, and it's slightly accidental. :P

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Goodhart (author)jessyratfink2008-07-26

I bet your friends regret it to this day that they had no video camera, too LOL

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jessyratfink (author)Goodhart2008-07-26

They most definitely do. They keep trying to get a repeat. Everytime I cook, they keep asking me to make the same dish or something similar.

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Maybe you should secretly drink the odd time to have some tolerance, just to ruin it for them, then get them plastered and video it, show to their relatives...

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Goodhart (author)killerjackalope2008-08-07

Or color some water to look like the alcohol in question, kept on the side, for you to drink, and also "pass (the real stuff) around" :-)

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killerjackalope (author)Goodhart2008-08-07

Yes but mine means getting jessy drunk at some point... Actually I think a tolerance to alcohol is an important thing to have, simply because in some situations like business dinners it's rude not to have a few but getting drunk on those few is worse...

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Goodhart (author)killerjackalope2008-08-07

In my section of the world, drinking during business hours is a no no :-)

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killerjackalope (author)Goodhart2008-08-07

Goodha-art You know what I mean...

Business crud, like the trips...

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Goodhart (author)killerjackalope2008-08-08

I suppose :-) Different types I businesses probably do this more so than others. I have been somewhat sheltered you know ;-)

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Goodhart (author)Goodhart2008-08-08

BTW: check out the crude job I did on the video of the cheese races....you were right, MonkeyJam was fairly easy to use and learn :-)

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killerjackalope (author)Goodhart2008-08-08

Well goodhart always was a quiet boy, never did anything bad, until one day, he went to his new job and when I came to collect him he was on a table singing

The video turned out quite nicely, in a funny way...

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Goodhart (author)jessyratfink2008-07-26

They should be more creative, like a dish with Brandy in it or Bourbon ;-)

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Been there, except I was on the coffee table, singing about breasts...

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Hey, there's no BAD place to sing about breasts.

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