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Problem with KI? Answered

When I tried to access KI today, (www.knexinnovation.net), I noticed 3 problems. Firstly, for the first 10 minutes, I got error 404 and mediawiki errors every time. Then, the layout had changed to the "VBulletin" style on silver stuff and everything was different. Thirdly, I couldn't log in. Does anyone know what's going on?

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DJ Radio (author)2009-12-23

I tried it.  It says "A team of highly trained monkeys are upgrading KI" or something like that.

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crestind (author)DJ Radio2010-01-26

We fired the monkeys afterward because of excessive downtime. It won't happen again.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-24
 That would be because we have a team of highly trained monkeys working on upgrading KI.
 

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razzlekunai (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

Yim's brain is full of monkeys

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-24

You think I don't already know that?

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-24
I was merely explaining what was happening. Be nice, it's Christmas. Except that you mock the Ten Commandments, leading me to believe you are not Christian, leading me to believe that you cannot celebrate Christmas.

Be nice, it's the winter solstice.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

It's not mocking the 10 commandments, its a PARODY.  There's a difference. 

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-25
I could put the definitions of parody and mock, but that'd waste space; much better just to point out that parody and mock are synonyms.
http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/parody

Either way it's irrelevant. The point is that I take offense to a poorly, vainly written imitation of my religion's holy law. 'Parody' the Qur'an and see how many people you anger.


 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

I am not intending to mock the commandments at all, I just made my own copy of it.  It's kinda like me making someone else's knex gun and modding it.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-25
Are you equating my Bible to a fifteen-year-old piece of plastic? Religion is a serious topic; people get killed over it. You need to be careful of what you say or you might seriously offend someone.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

No, I'm just giving an example of what I'm doing.  My intent was not to offend anyone, but to make people laugh. 

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-26
So making a vain parody of the Bible is like improving a knex gun.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-26

You know what, just forget this.  The parody was not intended to be taken seriously.  I also made that a few months ago.  If you had a problem with it, you would have been better off lodging a complaint when I first came up with the idea.

I would have then gave it a passing glance and shrugged it off lightly. 

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-26
You expect me to forget your insulting imitation of my holy book?

I don't regularly look at your orange board. Only reason I went was to look and see if you were Jewish or Moslem or African American or whatever so as to avoid offending anyone.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-26

Again, if you wanted to make a complaint about it, it would have been better off a few months ago.  This is just pointless.

Are you some kind of stalker or something?  And besides, if you really wanted to find out, you could just watch my youtube videos.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-26
Eh, what? I'm a stalker for not looking at your orange board? I'm a stalker for wanting not to offend by saying 'Merry Christmas?' Whaleman is not amused by your name-calling and blasphemy. The Ten Commandments are sacred and holy . That means it is set apart as special. That is why Jews do not say YHWH and Christians do not use the Lord's name in vain.

Let me say this again; I am not the kind of person who constantly checks the orange board of a fourteen-year-old who is obsessed with what people on the internet think of him. I had not seen it when you first put it up. The only reason I saw it was because I was making an attempt not to offend you.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-27

You initially said you were checking to see if I was Jewish/muslim/black by looking on my orangeboard.  I find it rather stalkerish, I wasn't calling you a stalker.  I'm not amused that you actually care.

I don't feel like talking about this any more, if you wanna whine about it, go look for someone else who made their own parody of it, I'm not the only one.  Just as long as I'm not at the receiving end of your incessant b**ching.

Oh and by the way:

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-27
You want me to stop caring about my religion?
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-28

No, I want you to stop caring about my parody so much, or at least find someone else to whine at. 

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-28
That would be a yes, then.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-28

No, care about your religion all you want, I just want you to stop caring about my parody, or if you won't do that, go whine about it to someone else. 

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-28
But your 'parody' makes a mockery of my religion; therefore, in order to care about my religion, I must get you to take it down.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-29

I'm not the only one who has a parody.  Find someone else to whine at.  Just as long as I don't hear from you about this.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-29
You're the only one blatant enough for me to notice. You're the only one vain enough for me to be pissed off at. Therefore, you are the only one to hear from me at present.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-29

Well, I don't want to hear from you about this.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-29
Too bad. You will read from me about this.
 

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The Jamalam (author)Whaleman2009-12-31

Just stop commenting. DJ is getting annoyed. There's no point arguing. If you're saying "Stop arguing", you're being a hypocrite.

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DJ Radio (author)The Jamalam2009-12-31

Just delete this and get it overwith.

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Whaleman (author)The Jamalam2009-12-31
You have the ability to delete all the comments in this thread. I'd recommend doing that if that is what you want to do.

I, on the other hand, will continue to request that DJ remove from his profile what I find offensive.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-29

Wait, "Blatant enough for you to notice"??  All I did was put it in my about me, other people actually POSTED COMMENTS about it.  I never advertised it or anything.

Too bad, shut up and keep your thoughts to yourself, I don't care about them or want to hear them.

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-31
You continue to reply to my comments. Would someone who was wholly indifferent do that?
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

Why don't you go tell that to raz up there?

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Whaleman (author)DJ Radio2009-12-25
Because what raz says is true. Yim's brain is full of monkeys, a whole team of highly trained monkeys.
 

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DJ Radio (author)Whaleman2009-12-25

Its still mean, no matter if it is true or not. 

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oodalumps (author)2009-12-23

Crestind is "upgrading" the forums. Forums are functioning now, but are full of spambots.

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oodalumps (author)oodalumps2009-12-23

And to log in, you need to reset your password. You should have an email explaining how.

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The Jamalam (author)oodalumps2009-12-31
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oodalumps (author)The Jamalam2009-12-31

The email it was sent to is the one you signed up with. Anyways, even if you didn't get the email you just need to reset your password manually. KI has been down lately, though. So I don't know when you will get the chance.

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strato96 (author)oodalumps2009-12-24

Could I get one too , sir?

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oodalumps (author)strato962009-12-24

Every account got one sent to the email they signed up with. Or you can just tell the site that you lost your password and proceed from there.

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Lowney (author)oodalumps2009-12-23

Any sneak previews of the new layout? Will it be the same or brand new? When will the new interface appear?

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shadowninja31 (author)Lowney2009-12-23

You can go to knexinnovation to see the new layout. Its a lot different. I like it a lot more though.

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DJ Radio (author)2009-12-30

Hey jammy, can you take this down?  Thanks!

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