what can duct tape not do?
Duct tape:Not an explosive, therefore it cannot be used as an explosive!I'm not sure how microwave friendly it isHas no nutritional value to speak of, therefore it can't be used as food.Has horrible structural integrity, therefore it is a poor choice for an I-beamIt is unable to display videoIt cannot drive screwsIt cannot be used as legal tender (cash)It cannot be used as a DVDIt cannot be used as a CDIt cannot keep timeIt cannot play DoomIt cannot think for itselfIt cannot be used to prove the existence of magical unicornsIt cannot be used to prove the existence of regular unicornsIt cannot be used to prove the existence of trollsIt cannot be used to prove the existence of elvesIt cannot be used to prove the existence of other magical creaturesIt cannot be used to pick up newsprint like Silly PuttyIt cannot be used as a rubber band
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Oh duct tape can prove the existance of unicorns magical and regular.
"It cannot be used to prove the existence of trolls"Um....considering this forum topic....
This, not this.
According to mythbusters, it makes one very VERY shakey bridge :-)
But they still succeeded, and besides, I thought that bridge was kind of long for what they were doing.
A short bridge can be made with nearly anything, a longer one, is the proof of concept.
Long term car body repair, like headlights.
Especially dusty ducts (I wouldn't tape a DUCK with it either) ;-)
Seamster thought otherwise Goodhart ;)
There's a difference between "making a duck" and taping over a feathered friend :-)
Yes, I got that. I thought this one was the more enviromental friendly one ;)
Yes, for sure. Too bad you can't stuff a duck and eat it too ;-)
says who Plus you guys gave me and idea ill make a duck tape duck
First you mean a duct tape duck. And secondly, when you "stuff" an animal, you tend to leave most of the "support structure" intact so it stands on it's own. If you pluck it clean (eat it) you end up with bones only, and it will look more like dino-duck then the original :-)
That would be pretty cool too :DLadies and gentelmen here you see the dino-duck tape-rex. He lived approxomitly two months ago and his main source of food was duct tape! :p
It does not con ducts or ducks. It con fits ducks though.
con ducts and in conduits? I know I con-do-it if I try hard enough.
MH Sherman, Home Energy Magazine, 1998
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