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what can duct tape not do?

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The Ideanator2010-12-02

Duct tape:
Not an explosive, therefore it cannot be used as an explosive!
I'm not sure how microwave friendly it is
Has no nutritional value to speak of, therefore it can't be used as food.
Has horrible structural integrity, therefore it is a poor choice for an I-beam
It is unable to display video
It cannot drive screws
It cannot be used as legal tender (cash)
It cannot be used as a DVD
It cannot be used as a CD
It cannot keep time
It cannot play Doom
It cannot think for itself
It cannot be used to prove the existence of magical unicorns
It cannot be used to prove the existence of regular unicorns
It cannot be used to prove the existence of trolls
It cannot be used to prove the existence of elves
It cannot be used to prove the existence of other magical creatures
It cannot be used to pick up newsprint like Silly Putty
It cannot be used as a rubber band

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Derek Vigil2011-06-22

Oh duct tape can prove the existance of unicorns magical and regular.

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kelseymh2010-12-02

"It cannot be used to prove the existence of trolls"

Um....considering this forum topic....

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The Ideanator2010-12-02

This, not this.

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kelseymh2010-12-02

:-D

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Goodhart2010-12-01

According to mythbusters, it makes one very VERY shakey bridge :-)

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The Ideanator2010-12-02

But they still succeeded, and besides, I thought that bridge was kind of long for what they were doing.

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Goodhart2010-12-02

A short bridge can be made with nearly anything, a longer one, is the proof of concept.

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The Ideanator2010-12-02

Long term car body repair, like headlights.

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MichelMoermans2010-12-01

tape ducts...

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Goodhart2010-12-01

Especially dusty ducts (I wouldn't tape a DUCK with it either) ;-)

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MichelMoermans2010-12-01

Seamster thought otherwise Goodhart ;)

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Goodhart2010-12-01

There's a difference between "making a duck" and taping over a feathered friend :-)

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MichelMoermans2010-12-01

Yes, I got that. I thought this one was the more enviromental friendly one ;)

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Goodhart2010-12-01

Yes, for sure. Too bad you can't stuff a duck and eat it too ;-)

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AwesomeSwordGuy2010-12-01

says who
Plus you guys gave me and idea ill make a duck tape duck

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Goodhart2010-12-01

First you mean a duct tape duck.

And secondly, when you "stuff" an animal, you tend to leave most of the "support structure" intact so it stands on it's own. If you pluck it clean (eat it) you end up with bones only, and it will look more like dino-duck then the original :-)

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MichelMoermans2010-12-02

That would be pretty cool too :D

Ladies and gentelmen here you see the dino-duck tape-rex.

He lived approxomitly two months ago and his main source of food was duct tape! :p

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caitlinsdad2010-12-01

It does not con ducts or ducks. It con fits ducks though.

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Goodhart2010-12-01

con ducts and in conduits? I know I con-do-it if I try hard enough.

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kelseymh2010-12-01

MH Sherman, Home Energy Magazine, 1998

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lemonie2010-12-01

What is nor?

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