Should I work at Squid Labs/Instructables - A questionnaire Answered
I just discovered this gem of a mock questionnaire kinawera wrote a few months ago that is a primer for prospective Squid Labbers. While it's full of inside jokes, I still think you'll find it humorous.
SHOULD I WORK AT SQUID LABS?
Has something you learned on MythBusters saved your life? How many times?
C) More than twice
The difficulty with string theory is:
A) it's too short at one end
B) the wrong gauge of string
C) not enough of it is made into bridles
On a one-to-ten index of snuggling, where would you position yourself?
How would you characterise your approach to body odour?
B) Very tolerant
C) (There is no third option on this one)
Are at least three major components of your car entirely constructed out of kitchen implements and/or braise?
Have you ever used an air compressor for personal hygiene?
Can you perform rudimentary kiteboarding maneovres, including permanently alienating beachgoers, preferably through incidents requiring ongoing hospital treatment?
Do you have a communal attitude to futons and 40 foot school buses?
Define: Mank, munted. Use both in a sentence.
Do you like squid?
Is a sense of shame a strong, medium or weak motivator in your daily life?
You are given a pair of Crocs. What colour are they?
Have you ever mapped out a sexual position on Solidworks and/or Matlab?
Define the term: bicycle