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Take over the world easily! Answered

So you want to take over the world? Well here's the steps!

1. Genetically and cybeneticaly enhance an army of ducks
2.Create Orbital Tungsten Bombardment System (O.T.B.S) 
3 Aim your O.T.B.S at major oil/uranium fields. 
4 While superpowers try to stop you move in And eliminate most humans with your ducks.
5. Blow up the planet and move to Mars OR attempt Galactic Domination

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gmoon (author)2016-05-25

I, for one, welcome our new Supreme Duck Overlord.

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caitlinsdad (author)gmoon2016-05-25

Please consider it carefully, he might turn out to be a quack.

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gmoon (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-25

I was hoping we could duck that issue.

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caitlinsdad (author)gmoon2016-05-25

You were bound to ruffle some feathers.

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gmoon (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-25

If they're gonna be like that, tell 'em to put it on my bill.

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caitlinsdad (author)gmoon2016-05-25

If we keep on waddling around like this, things might get ugly.

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gmoon (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-25

Ugli-er. We're really dropping in the pecking order now.

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caitlinsdad (author)gmoon2016-05-25

Seems like that when you get down to it.

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gmoon (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-26
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caitlinsdad (author)gmoon2016-05-26

You would be hard pressed to say that for a juicy tale.

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Downunder35m (author)2016-05-16

Utterly useless and outdated....
Ducks migrate every season, so not the perfect choice.
I prefer my trained attack chickens for this.
Two chickens distract the enemy while the roosters come from behind...
The OBTS system is already up and running, just borrow the access codes from the US or China.
Aiming at oil or uranium is not very effective - why do you think Yellowstone is monitored sooo closely ? ;)
And for your last step you might actually want to check for inhabital planets first, not that in the end you are the only lifeform in the know galaxy.....

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Why do you think they migrate? They come to me for training and then leave to terrorise the world

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i agree with all of your points apart from the duck bit.


There coming for you RUN

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caitlinsdad (author)Downunder35m2016-05-16

So you are saying he shouldn't count on his eggs before they hatch?

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Downunder35m (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-16

Depends...
If they are of the explosive kind to be dropped by the ducks then yes.
After all, you need to know how much damage you can do.

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Toga_Dan (author)2016-05-17

dang. Now that the secret is out, everyone will do it.

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Kiteman (author)2016-05-16

You've got number 5 wrong - you should move to a different planet *before* you blow up this one!

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caitlinsdad (author)Kiteman2016-05-16

Surprised he got past the grammar nazees with number 1.

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Kiteman (author)caitlinsdad2016-05-16

That would be grammar Nazis....

;-D

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caitlinsdad (author)2016-05-13

You might want to do something on Kickstarter first...

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