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in case your wondering... Ladies he IS single. I had to take an official photo for work today cause I am that dang important. Its a picture of a picture cause I dont have a scanner. I highlighted the stuff thats important.

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lemonie (author)2009-04-24

Do you think you'd look sexier if you'd joined the Navy? L

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thematthatter (author)lemonie2009-04-25

naw, I dont want to hang out on a boat with a bunch of "seamen" all day.

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Doctor What (author)bumpus2009-04-26

Har har har. *nervously looks around*

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lemonie (author)thematthatter2009-04-25

Thankyou, I was hoping for a one-liner. L

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Lithium Rain (author)2009-04-28

So what are the ribbons actually for?

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I'll never tell, at least not while the sun is shining. (if you can guess what movie reference it is ill tell you what 3 of them are)

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fungus amungus (author)2009-04-23

Whoa! Burning questions is now recognized by the army. Woot!

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KentsOkay (author)2009-04-26

Jeese and there I was reckoning your avatar was you in airsoftin' outfit xD Military meat inspector aye? How'd you land that?

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thematthatter (author)KentsOkay2009-04-27

Forgot to answer your question, the only requirements is GT score of 110, able to lift heavy stuff, you have to be able to chew seafood and/or pork. You dont enlist for this job, you get tricked into it. The Army is the only branch that has Food Inspection and Animal care

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lemonie (author)thematthatter2009-04-27

Am I correct in understanding your comment, that you are required to chew pork & seafood in order to establish that you are able to eat military rations?
(various historical commentaries on armies failing because of bad teeth in my mind)

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caitlinsdad (author)lemonie2009-04-27

You would have to probably put your stomach and life on the line if you were the President's taste tester. If you keep to Kosher rules, I don't think you can eat seafood or pork, and also Muslim halal rules go against pork. In order to inspect everything, it would probably be a requirement to know when something tastes bad as your first clue to spoiled food.

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lemonie (author)caitlinsdad2009-04-27

I was only referring to chewing. I am aware of Kosher & Halal, but since most US Presidents tend to be of the Christian faith they can ignore the OT directives on food.

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caitlinsdad (author)caitlinsdad2009-04-27

*certain seafood which are shellfish, bottom feeders, or unidentifiable when prepared as to not having scales, etc.

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caitlinsdad (author)KentsOkay2009-04-26

Don't get on the wrong side of the fence with a man with a beret, you might have Rambone passing through your little town.

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Yeah they dont give the berets to just anyone these days :-)

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thematthatter (author)KentsOkay2009-04-26

Im a military food inspector, not a "meat inspector" A "meat inspector" is someone who watches you urinate during a drug test to make sure your not using an external device to dispense urine.

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skunkbait (author)thematthatter2009-04-26

Wow! That's not sexy at all!

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CameronSS (author)NachoMahma2009-04-26

Every time I see that, I think, "This has to be a parody of the original."

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kelseymh (author)2009-04-23

Looks like your marksmanship score meets the standard my old ITAAS (6th Army) instructor used to write on the chalkboard -- Strive for the minimum.

What's the regimental crest? That looks a bit like a caduceus on the right.

How long have you been a PFC? Have you gotten scheduled for basic NCO academy yet, or are you going to go the specialist route?

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thematthatter (author)kelseymh2009-04-23

its hard to tell but i shot sharpshooter, came in as a PFC i might get promoted in june but the latest is this July. Yes thats a caduceus on the right, The regimental crest is AMEDD. WLC? There is no slots now for a PFC, because too many SGTs and SPC waited until the last minute to attend. They got priority. But I would like to attend so i could learn how to lead PT, type up fancy classes and all that other neat stuff they do. Plus its a month out of work. I would like to get a patch on the right side but i have to wait until a slot opens up to go down range. Im getting my paper work ready but everyone wants to go to combat these days. Its good for promotion

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Have you got your ZPS? Or your MDNO? I bet you can't wait till you get your DKS! All the USFs preventing that must get annoying though. Quite the WIEY, if ya know what I mean.

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Why are you using so many acronyms? I dont understand a word your saying.

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Hehe...precisely what I'm saying!

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kelseymh (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-24

You'd better watch it, young lady, or you're going to have the VFW, DAR, and DoC all coming down on you!

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2009-04-24

Yeah, you and what army?

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kelseymh (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-24

Ummm...that would be the US Army, along with USAR, USAF, USN, USMC, USCG, and any other happy acronyms I can recruit ;->

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Lithium Rain (author)kelseymh2009-04-24

Aw, see what you did, you broke the chain of intentional irony and hilarity...

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caitlinsdad (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-24

FIXED, I thought I smelt something punny. Mended with TLC and a multivitamin containing minerals Fe to Zn.

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Goodhart (author)caitlinsdad2009-04-24

you smelting ore again? Or maybe not.....

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Goodhart (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-24

still it is better then being DOA, which all those armies could produce PDQ. ;-)

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Kiteman (author)2009-04-24

Hang on...

"...he IS single..."

Why are you writing about yourself in the third person?

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Kiteman (author)2009-04-24

Regular poster boy, what?

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Tool Using Animal (author)2009-04-24

Sorry sailor, it's just not working for me ;-)

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Lithium Rain (author)2009-04-23
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caitlinsdad (author)Lithium Rain2009-04-23

There's no begging in baseball...don't fall for his game...

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Lithium Rain (author)caitlinsdad2009-04-24

No, there's no crying in baseball!

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come on now your supposed to be attracted to a man in uniform. .. ...dang lying recruiters...

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