Total Views Count (updated) Answered
A while back I wrote a Perl script which would go through a user's ibles and tot up the total views all of their instructables have.
I just created a group called Total Views Count. On the 1st and 15th of every month I'll be running the script on anyone that's a member of the group and posting the results. Should make for some interesting stats!
Oh and there're patches too! Awesome ones drawn by Caitlinsdad. I'll be giving them out when members of the group hit the 50k, 100k, 250k, 500k, 1m and 2m views boundaries.
So go join!