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True, or just a crazy vampire hoax? Answered

Alright, I have recently seen some stuff going around about vampires, and people claiming to be real vampires, and about how the white house is acknowledging the existence of vampires. I would start Here. I would like any information or insights you guys can come up with. I am very interested in the outcome of all this.


I keep hearing you refer to vampires as nothing more than bloodsucking monsters. Now I have no choice but to ask how you know that? Have you personally seen them kill anyone? even if you had seen ONE of them kill a person how does that mean that each vampire is guilty. people commit murder every day but that does not mean that you or I am a murderer, does it? I never understand why people are so cruel and heartless. I agree fully that IF(IF,mind you)they are killers they should not be allowed to live among humans. But we make such a big deal of being a civailized race yet you speake of nothing but killing the first vampire you see before you even know if he/she/child has killed any one? wWhat if they haven't? Do you realize that would make you the killer, not him/her/child? You people need to stop watching so many movies and just believing what you see!!!!! And If ANY of you are christians you should think long and hard about what you were just saying and or whether christianity is right for you. I really don't mean to be rude but that makes me mad and that is the best advise I can give you, try to think of all people as good until they prove you wrong,PLEASE

i completely agree with you i am a REAL vampire and have never harmed anybody i hate the way that people think they can judge all vampires on something that ONE vampire might have done and what they see in the movies all you people should start judging each vampire as an individual not just as a group of blood-thirsty killing machines even REAL vampire slayers will not kill a vampire unless they are sure they have harmed or killed anybody. I really wish people would judge us for who we are not what we are.

Well, of all the vampires ive encountered, most of them were not nice at all, my slaying count to date is 53. Lets hope your not one.. im not sure how i would feel taking out a fellow ibles member..

im so sure. if you have slayen 53 vampires your the most prolific serial killer in like... ever


53!??! You liddle liar, you told me you had a few thousand under your belt!!

oo... perverted double meaning!!

no no, you confuse yourself, 3053 is my age... I don't come across many vampires in my line of work.

*curses and digs around for old claim* Well, you handle this case guvna, I gotta put down that nest of 'em in Forks, Washington...

Ok, well if they get too much for you, just drop me call, and i will time port over.

*currently in Forks* BLOODY HELL!! So many peeplez!! >teenage girl screams "HE'S A SLAYER!!!" Err no ma'm you see... >mob screams "GET HIM!!!" *is mobbed, beaten, and possibly violated by crazed fans* Jaaaaakkkeee!!!

*Time ports* Well, what have you got yourself into now? *slowly pulls out sunstar, fires one blast above raging crowd, a few vampires implode under the sunlight* Lets go shall we? *grabs Luke, time ports out*

Hey awesome, I think some chick tattooed her number on me...

yeah, sorry, it doesn't work out.. ive been and seen it.

That sucks... *hands blaster* Mind lasering it off? set it on LOW or you'll take me arm off!!

*fires* ... i .... am ... so.......... ... .. . . . . . . sorry... *attemps to reattach arm, with no success*

I though you wanted to set up a roleplay forum? also.. me and rocket were kinda extracting the urine just a little..

Have a sense of...something. I mean, storyline! There was none there.

Oh, jelly donuts. Did I just type what I think I did?

"Extracting the urine"? No, wait, never mind. Please don't explain it. I don't want to know.

Storyline? I think you have to roll 2d10 (or maybe percentile) in order to generate a storyline. Otherwise is just random slash and hack.

PFFFFFFTTT D20 are just for people who lack the creative ingenuity to create something for them selves. Also, 'Have a sense of...something. I mean, storyline! There was none there.' you know just how extensive our created time traveling universe is!

This is why you don't vacation in Fork. The Twilites, they're everywhere. And they're incredibly stupid in large groups.

that's a great point of view. I am a real vampire (not a goth dumbass, a real one) and i personally agree with that. so does every other vampire i know.

I don't know that I understand this post at all. Do you think you're a vampire? Do you think they're real? Are you a vampire Christian, maybe? I'm just confused about the point you're trying to convey.

Wow, you all can count all the way up to 7, I am inpressed LOL

I believe he means that all the hoax's about vampires interest him an taht people claim to be vampires and he was wondering if you believe in this and or have more information about this.

O_O Hey killerj, fancy putting me up whilst I track down this Nymph person?

Having vampire problems?Call 1800-234-5555 and I'll blow those suckers up.Wait for it...............BOOM!Gremlins?We'll make those jokers look like crap.Literaly.

Vampires = People with Iron deficiency and can only get sufficient Iron from human blood. The reason why they go Houdini when exposed to sunlight is due to skin cancer. Iron deficiency means decreased melatonin (am I right?) levels which leads to less sunlight exposure required to give someone skin cancer, so their doctor told them to stay away from intense UV radiation.

There are 4 types of vampires you are likely to run into.

1 - Nut jobs that think they are and should be in psychiatric care. Some of these have actually attacked people and are dangerous. A few have (historically) actually killed people.

2 - Some Goths (no - not the Visigoths of old) and vampire-fetishists that "cosplay" being vampires for "kicks" or attention. These are not dangerous unless they slip into the Type 1 category.

3 - Those that have been mistaken for vampires - such as people that have porphyria or other similar diseases or the recently dead that get dug up during a disease outbreak and are blamed for causing it.

4 - Many Republican.

some of class 2 are actually less than safe as they actually do practice drinking each other's blood. if sharing needles is bad, drinking directly from the tap is usually pretty stupid too

Not entirely safe, that's true. But only if you have open cuts in your mouth or bleeding lips. Not many viruses can survive a swim in stomach acid.

im a real vampire and most of the stuff in myths is fake just so you know.

I agree, LOL!!!!!! btw... Vampire=fake ( OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and for more awesomeness... Wait for it...... ¡ BAM!!!!! :)

Yes, there are "vampires" in this world, but they are not the overkilled stereotypical Hollywood vampire. There are cults who's members have filed their teeth and taken a liking to blood. To my knowledge they don't kill for their blood, but obtain it from sources like a local hospital or blood bank.

This stuff is pretty crazy on this site though... they find like remains of people with an odd blood type... bodies with steaks through the heart, insane brit vampires named samson, and other stuff thats kinda hard to believe. Is it real? or is it just a hoax?

It's pretty hard to drive a "steak" through their heart. Stakes work much better. JK :)

Can't afford T-bone. Any ghouls, monsters or malevolent spirits I can vanquish with frozen bologna?

Only if you sharpen the tip. Would be hard to use with a 4 inch or more rounded end :-)

oh no just load it in the trusty old potato cannon, if a frozen potato will go threw a cement block wall, It would be safe to guess a frozen bologna would go threw a vampire or two and maybe the wall behind them... (( not a little plastic cannon but one made from sched 40 or better pipe ))