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Unofficial Caption Contest! Answered

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Dad's leaf blower broke. He gave it to me. I took it apart. I didn't have all the necessary tools to finish disassembling it.

So I took a picture of the warning label. Give it a funny caption. You could win UNSPEAKABLE TREASURES!!!

(And expect future 'ibles involving this leaf blower... :-)

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Kryptonite (author)2009-07-18

1. Look out for lame jokes ahead! 2. Volleyball only to be played with left severed hand. 3. Oh man I hate having only just used super glue and playing soccer! 4. Run if air is orange; please wear gas mask and do not bring hair dryer. 5. Sorry but we're racially discriminative. Blue skies only. 6. Although head phones are better for your ears than ear buds, they may cause a large hole through the back of your head. Wear eye protection to reduce side effects.

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V-Man737 (author)2008-07-27

1. USE EXCITED PUNCTUATION ONLY!!!!!1 2. Give your fingers to the fan. 3. Clothing lacking in fashion will be devoured. 4. Use the wind to make the model's hair fly out for good pictures. 5 and 6 were pwned by Labot. I cannot make any better suggestions.

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peach_fart (author)V-Man7372008-12-29

5. do not read pornography while operating this machine. 6. machine not to be operated by robots. are these better?

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Kryptonite (author)peach_fart2009-07-18

It's... it's... it's a win!!!!

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killerjackalope (author)2008-07-24

1: Danger, warning labels. 2: Warning - Fingers do not make good chicken dippers. 3: Danger - Birds may become inexorably attracted to the leaf blower 4: Keep blondes away, not a blow dryer ir a microwave. 5: Correct operation, read manual with one hand, leafblow with other. 6: Ears are not necessary for operation, star trek visors must be worn at all times.

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Derin (author)killerjackalope2009-07-14

I don't remember Geordi's visor to look like glasses.

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ReCreate (author)2009-07-13
My favorite ones i have seen here are
  • Fan blades may produce t-shirt-wearing ghosts by spontaneous generation!
  • Do NOT subject your hand to long hours in front of a fan! Doing so will cause all of your fingers except your thumb and pinky to fall off!
  • You MUST read the instructions holding them in your RIGHT HAND ONLY.
  • Use the wind to make the model's hair fly out for good pictures.
  • Clothing lacking in fashion will be devoured.
  • Careless use may result in loosing chunks out the back of your head, reagardless of any protection used.
  • Read the manual, or you will end up with only one arm to read it from then on.
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tomonto (author)2008-07-27

1. Attention! 2. Do not put fingers near blade as serious injury may occur. 3.Keep clothing clear of blade. 4. Keep hair clear of blade. 5. Please read the manual. 6. Please use eye and ear protection. Where's my prize?

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Derin (author)tomonto2008-12-30

If the please part would be removed,us Turks may do it.I would do it with the original state though.

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Labot2001 (author)tomonto2008-07-28

Dang, those are good.

And the treasures you win are unspeakable. Therefore, I can't tell you what you've won.

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tomonto (author)Labot20012008-07-28

But.... i won the treasures....? so.... i must have them and i just need to find them! Treasure Hunt! w00t

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Goodhart (author)2008-12-29

1. Caution, mutant Periods with handles lurking about 2. Caution talking while wheel is spinning (look at it again, tilting your head to the right a little) 3. Caution: do not allow your Mom to kiss the wheel as it spins (again, tilt head to the right) 4. Caution: do not use wheels of this machine to flatten a woman's hair. 5. You MUST read the instructions holding them in your RIGHT HAND ONLY. 6. Before operating this machine, allow your dog to listen to the accompanying audio CD.

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Derin (author)2008-12-29

1.Beware of ending sentences! 2.Touching fan will cause a wedge-shaped part of your hand to magically disappear. 3.Beware of a guy saying pull my t shirt out. 4.Machine makes a nice hairstyle. 5.Read a book to distract yourself while operating this machine. 6.Use TimAnderson's jackhammer earphones to listen to music.

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kelseymh (author)Derin2008-12-29
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kelseymh (author)2008-12-29

Warning! Do not play basketball with lepers or t-shirt wearing long-haired freaks. Why don't you relax with a nice book and some Cylon earphones instead?

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Keith-Kid (author)2008-07-24

You pretty much made the funniest ones!

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Labot2001 (author)Keith-Kid2008-07-27

O RLY? Which was your favorites?

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Keith-Kid (author)Labot20012008-07-27

Daft Punk was my favorite, followed by a tie with the ghost tshirts and the fingers.

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Labot2001 (author)Keith-Kid2008-07-28

Yeah, the DP one was my favorite, too.

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dsman195276 (author)2008-07-27

1. periods are over rated... 2. do not drop severed fingers into fan 3. warning: fan may make clothing float. 4. fan give good hair cuts 5. watch out when having a hair cut with this machine. this man read a book during it and now he has no hair. 6. scuba masks make people look weird :-/

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gmjhowe (author)2008-07-25

1 Beware of upside down letter i's 2 Do not use your extendo fingers to pick up the beach ball 3 Do not pretend to be pregnant by placing beach ball under t-shirt 4 when throwing beach ball aim for the BACK of the head 5 Throw manuel away over left shoulder. 6 Careless use may result in loosing chunks out the back of your head, reagardless of any protection used.

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Goodhart (author)2008-07-24

1: Danger Will Robinson ! 2: Do not use to trim your nails 3: Do not use to blow dry your wet dog 4: Do not use to blow dry a woman's hair (men's hair is ok) 5. Read the manual, or you will end up with only one arm to read it from then on. 6. Remember to have Klaatu and Gnut (Gort) present when operating.

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