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Upcoming: Horny Toad Invent-a-Sport Contest Answered

Next week we'll be launching the Horny Toad Invent-a-Sport Contest! To enter it you need to create a new sport and tell us how to play it. If there are any custom pieces that it needs, tell us how to make those, too!

Your sport can be a variation of an existing sport, but it does need to be original. Show us something awesome and win hundreds of dollars worth of clothes fromHorny Toad. You'll be able to play and live and work in style!

More information coming next week when the contest launches.

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stratcat (author)2008-07-04

Full contact golf or nude tennis.

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shammallamaman (author)stratcat2008-08-01

if you are going to really do nude tennis, please keep it PG rated

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Horny Toad (author)stratcat2008-07-07

That would work. Photos and video are a plus and will help you win!

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dsman195276 (author)stratcat2008-07-06

lol full contact golf. i can just see members of a business hitting each other with golf clubs....

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kurt_thomson (author)2008-07-08

i think i have a sport!! its called the

mcguyverthon.

youre given 4 rolls of duct tape. with those rolls you are expected to cross 6 obstacles laid out on a foot-race track using assorted crap thats within a 25 foot radius, so if its out of range, TOUGH LUCK. to finish, you make projectile whatamacalits to shoot at watermelons. theres two winners. one for originality, and one for the fastest time. but theres a cash prize for the person who dealed the most damage to the melons.
plus the losers buy the winner's hookers!!! WWWHHHHOOO!!!!!!

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=SMART= (author)2008-07-06

How long will it run for? is it a speed contest?

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Horny Toad (author)=SMART=2008-07-07

We don't have an exact end date, but the contest will likely go live in the next few days and go for +/- 2 weeks. That gives you a bunch of work days to dream and design the sport and a couple weekends to make it real!

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toogers (author)2008-07-05

does "dodge the horribly made model rocket"count?

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Goodhart (author)toogers2008-07-06

Cool, I have played that one about 30 years ago LOL

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dsman195276 (author)2008-07-06

.....HORNY TOAD?!!?.......

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Labot2001 (author)2008-07-02

Hehehe... Horny Toad!

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Ahem.

Sounds like a cool contest. Back in 6th grade, a friend of mine and I invented a peculiar sport between quidditch and soccer.

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Lftndbt (author)2008-07-02

I've got a game, it's called who can turn the toad inside-out by wackin' it from behind with a golf club...

Sorry but they are in plague proportions in AU.
Local businesses have even got into it too by offering various rewards for a sack full of toads.

One liquor store went so far as to offer a beer per toad. So 24 toads later you got yourself a slab.
The frogs are then either disposed of humainly (how can you dispose of something humainly? I'd say less humainly than what could be done to them. Ending somethings life is never humain no matter how you do it) or turned into toad wallets for tourists to buy.... (Why on earth you would want a toad wallet i'll never know)

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Big Bwana (author)Lftndbt2008-07-03

I could see that become a neat sport if the rules start with consuming a slab and then catching the frogs, toss in some rain and mud and few more drunken fools, it could be entertaining to watch.... and you don't need to off the frog just toss them back out and watch the fighting begin.....

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Lftndbt (author)Big Bwana2008-07-03

Exchange the drunkenfool with women and you have my vote.

*Lftndbt gets slapped in the back of the head by his girlfriend*

Ouch!!

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killerjackalope (author)Lftndbt2008-07-03

I'm in! drunk toad catching with nudity of the female variety... Sounds right up my alley, or hers... Actually we had a minor outbreak of frogs in my back garden, which involved drunk catchings, we trapped them in a big bag then put them in the riverbank down the road, then they bred and it happened all over again, then we moved house...

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Lftndbt (author)killerjackalope2008-07-03

Meanwhile those poor folk are up to their arm pits in toads.

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killerjackalope (author)Lftndbt2008-07-03

I'm glad to help the aussies, buy me a plane ticket over and I'll go on a rampage, killing more toads than anyone has ever seen killed...

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Lftndbt (author)killerjackalope2008-07-03

Interesting prospect... We introduced the cane toads to control pests in plague proportions. It's now in plague proportions. If we introduce the Killerjackalope then history tells us, you too many develope into plague proportions. Not necessarily a bad thing, I'm just saying... :P

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killerjackalope (author)Lftndbt2008-07-04

I promise I wont cause another Washington scandal, I'll simply not impregnate anything while I'm there...

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Lftndbt (author)killerjackalope2008-07-05

Have you seen our Aussie women?? I'm not sure I could trust you on that one mate. ;)

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skunkbait (author)Lftndbt2008-07-05

I have! ANd I would definitely not trust him on that one. A sixer of XXXX stubbies and he'd be all over any sheila he could get his jackalope paws on!

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Nah I'm less susceptible to castlemain than Americans, we actually drink it here a lot...

That said I've already explained my inetentions were not impregnate...

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Lftndbt (author)skunkbait2008-07-05

That's is exactly what I was thinking. Sly 'lil bugga!!!

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killerjackalope (author)Lftndbt2008-07-05

Now I didn't say I wouldn't have fun... Just would avoid impregnating them

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"Drunk toad catching with nudity of the female variety..." Is that a game? That's kind of a regualr Saturday,....In Arkansas.

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lol, see why I want to live elsewhere...

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skunkbait (author)Lftndbt2008-07-03

Toads? Did you run out of rabbits? There was a guy ona plantation up in New Ireland witha rat problem on his copra plantation. He bought out the local bottle shop, and covered a tonne of rice with rum. When the rats were all too drunk to get away, he sent out native boys with grassknives to do them in. Now if you could just get 1 million toads drunk at once....

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Horny Toad (author)Brennn102008-07-03

Oh yeah, sidewalk games count as long as they don involve illegal gambling, or anything of the "unfun" nature. Good Luck!

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skunkbait (author)Horny Toad2008-07-03

"Unfun"? Like "Slap the Slow Kid", and "Kick the Fat Kid"? Those are time honored classics!

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Keith-Kid (author)skunkbait2008-07-04

*sniff* I always lost........

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skunkbait (author)Keith-Kid2008-07-04

Me too, but that kind of game sure makes for thick-skinned adults! I used to be the slow kid, now I'm the chubby man.

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panzer (author)2008-07-04

I GOT ANOTHER ONE, wait, how many can you enter ??????

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DJ Radio (author)2008-07-04

This would better go in the "sports" section

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uglymike (author)2008-07-04

So how many of the "new" sports will be regular sports with the ball lit on fire? AAH... I remember the days of my youth, playing flaming soccer with a gas soaked Nerf ball at midnight in the cul-de-sac. Remember, if there's judges, it's not a real sport.

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Shadowmang (author)2008-07-04

you can catch horny toads in the desert around where I live. this isn't my picture but this is what they look like:

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Lithium Rain (author)2008-07-02
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Thornburg (author)Lithium Rain2008-07-03

I don't think so because it is a sport contest.

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mikeasaurus (author)Thornburg2008-07-03
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Kiteman (author)=SMART=2008-07-04

Cluedo with real weapons?

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=SMART= (author)Kiteman2008-07-04

lol "I think it was professor plum in the kitchen with the spanner" " NO, I was ME right here, right now with the cluedo board!" "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

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dsman195276 (author)Thornburg2008-07-03

what about chess? ownage...

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Thornburg (author)dsman1952762008-07-03

Chess really isn't a sport. Also it is really a persons opinion on it. But is a site that goes into detail about it not being a sport.

owned...
I think not

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dsman195276 (author)Thornburg2008-07-03

dude i was just joking, lol. i know chess is not really a sport, though some people think it is.

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Thornburg (author)dsman1952762008-07-03

I kinda was too. Well kinda... but really I was kidding. I was just really that bored to look it up

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