Vending Machine Pizza WTF? Answered
Food culture is on the skids with this latest assault on your stomach. Buying one of these is basically saying that your body is not a temple but a broken down playground and that you hope that with a little bit more grease you can oil up the swingset for a couple more rides.
And if you feel a little sluggish afterwards, there's that handy bit of Red Bull right next to it.