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Why are unicorns pink? Answered

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noahwBest Answer (author)2009-01-28

They are actually white, but due to the reflection of the ever setting sun in the lands where they live, they simply appear pink in photos and so forth.

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scoochmaroo (author)noahw2009-01-29

this one gets my vote for best answer

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reganbella (author)2012-03-04

I have a red and white unicorn........

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DrWeird117 (author)2009-03-05

Because they ate too much candy at Candy Mountain.

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Goodhart (author)DrWeird1172009-07-20

I always thought they were pink because, only people that drank too much ever saw them ;-)

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fwjs28 (author)fwjs282009-03-14

and beer, you can't forget about their addiction to beer

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fwjs28 (author)DrWeird1172009-03-15

Yerp!...but like Noahw said, the ever setting sun does affect their color...so i guess its like a mixture of things :P

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n8man (author)2009-04-12

Mathematical approach: They are assumed to be pink because unicorns are associated with girls and girls are associated with pink. Therefor using the transitive property, unicorns are associated with pink But really not all of them are pink, their color depends on what kind magical berry they ate last.

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barrax (author)2009-01-28

ummmm, i always thought they were white. where did you see a pink one?

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INSTRUCTUBAL (author)barrax2009-02-18

charlie the unicorn maybe :P

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Chicken2209 (author)2009-01-28

is it normal to have your unicorn turn from pink to black and his eyes turn into fireballs? should I take him to the vet?

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Wafflicious (author)Chicken22092009-02-07

oh noes! he got a case of the Devilsoleitus

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Redrockers (author)2009-02-07

um... you do know there not real?

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Kiteman (author)2009-01-28

Only female unicorns are pink. Male unicorns are lightly tanned and wear smart leather waistcoats and sport a neatly-trimmed goatee beard.

Being hooved animals, the real mystery is how they manipulate the clippers to trim their beards.

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Wafflicious (author)Kiteman2009-01-29
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scoochmaroo (author)2009-01-29

Did you mean to say "Why are unicorns punk?"

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Doctor What (author)2009-01-28

Unicorns aren't pink. That's the stain of orc blood embedded in their hair.

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randofo (author)2009-01-28

Most of my unicorns are blue. Some are yellow and I have one odd which is green.

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