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Why do monkeys rule? Answered

MONKEYS RULE!!!!! THEY MAKE COOL HE-HE-WHO-WHO-HA-HA NOISES AND EAT BANNAS AND HAVE TAILS AND LOVE TREES AND DRINK COCA-COLA AND TYPE STUFF YOU TELL THEM TO (MINE DOES) IN FACT MY MONKEY IS TYPEING THIS RIGHT NOW AND THEY CAN GET STUFF YOU CAN'T REACH AND THEY TOTALY RULE AND EAT LOTS OF PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!! YA MONKEYS!!!!

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bowmaster (author)2007-05-29

MONKEYS CAN PLAY THE BASS AND TOTAL RULE DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY MONKEY GROUP?

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MonkiMan (author)bowmaster2011-07-10

yay i want to join your monkey group

MONKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KentsOkay (author)bowmaster2007-05-29

When the globe's crystalized H2O supply is gone, I'll join your monkey group.

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bad apple (author)bowmaster2008-02-18

monkeys rock teh globe!!!

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bowmaster (author)qwerty292009-03-20

Ninja monkeys will strangle you with their tail while they punch and kick you in the face!!!!!!!!!

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bowmaster (author)Aeshir2009-03-16
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kelseymh (author)2008-11-28

Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty apes!

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robots199 (author)2008-11-28
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KentsOkay (author)2007-05-29

YAH! AND THEY THROW THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE WHEN THEIR DONE EATING IT (I'VE SEEN ONE THAT DOES)!!!!! AND THEY GO AND BITE PEOPLE AND ATTACK THEM AND SPREAD DISEASE AND STEAL FOOD AND WRECK HOUSES AND MESS UP WHAT YOUR DOING YAH MONKEYS RULE AT SUCKING!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist a display of greater intelligence, rocketscientist2015

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bowmaster (author)KentsOkay2008-07-08

THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS!!!!!!!

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KentsOkay (author)bowmaster2008-07-08

Oh.. My bad.. I guess we vary on our opinions of best parts...

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KentsOkay (author)KentsOkay2007-05-29

However, they are fascinating creatures (minus they bad habits displayed above).

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Goodhart (author)KentsOkay2007-12-31

what do you expect from uncivilized creatures. They act like that bunch in Washington DC, you know?

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KentsOkay (author)Goodhart2008-02-23

Most definetly, amazing the similarities between species? Perhaps they are un-evolving?

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Goodhart (author)KentsOkay2008-02-24

I would hate to see monkeys make the same mistake as humans and go into politics LOL

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Sandisk1duo (author)2008-07-06

They also throw their own feces.... And in response to your topic queastion, "why not?"

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killerjackalope (author)2008-02-25

Ok I can do everything on that list... except have a tail... I can make pretty much the exact noise associated with most monkeys except way louder... (not as loud as a howler, but loud enough to be heard about half a mile) That and I can do it with out spreading faeces everywhere.

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Just saying... it's not like they're better than people, or worse, just furrier and less politically orientated...

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savagenarce (author)2007-12-31

Monkeys Rule? Seems I saw a series of movies on this topic...

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Goodhart (author)savagenarce2007-12-31

Good ole Planet of the Apes (they were apes, not monkeys LOL) just teasing....

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savagenarce (author)Goodhart2007-12-31

Yeah, if only they had made "Planet of the Simians" - then it would be universally applicable (_)

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Goodhart (author)savagenarce2007-12-31

I figured they were going to make the next one a horror movie: Planet of the Politicians. LOL

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HamO (author)2007-05-29

'cause some jerks feed them!

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