You are not me, and you are not funny by trying to be me. Answered
So lately there have been some dumbasses on the site (I'm looking at you, "DJ_SPLENDIFERIOUS") who think that imitating me, my phrases, or my avatars will be cool because I'm so awesome. All you people are really doing is wearing out my style. Nobody can be me better than myself, so why bother trying?
I decided to take a look at the world population, and I see that there are 6,809,972,000 people in the world as of the 2009 census. So that means there are 6,809,971,999 people that are not me, and therefore should stop wasting their time imitating me.
Now I know that not everybody imitates me, but the main point is that only I can be me, and everyone else is just wearing out my style.