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egg-puns Answered


put in you funny egg-puns like egg-saturating and egg-cited and stuff like that.

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TristanS27 (author)2016-05-16

Do You Guys Wanna Hear a Funny Yolk?

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caitlinsdad (author)TristanS272016-05-16

You could have put all of your yolks in one basket. I don't think they would have been too scrambled in one comment.

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

I didn't lie I did have a dozen egg puns

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

I hope you liked my eggtravaganza of egg puns!

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

My jokes are eggcellent don't you think?

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

I have an eggsesive amount of egg jokes

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

My jokes are on the sunny side up

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

Some traffic lights be like you shell not pass

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

That last pun was pretty bad but omelet that one slide

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

Its getting hard boiled to think of more egg puns

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

I'm scrambling for more puns

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

For me egg puns are over easy to do

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30
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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

I have really good egg puns I'm not yoking

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TylerS104 (author)2016-04-30

Egg puns really crack me up

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ReeceK (author)2016-03-01
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Yonatan24 (author)2016-02-23

I don't understand...

What egg-zactly do you mean?

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caitlinsdad (author)Yonatan242016-02-23

Just when this topic was about to topple over, you are trying to put a new spin on it?

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Yonatan24 (author)caitlinsdad2016-02-23

I don't understand what you meant... (Now seriously!)

But I will always say egg-zactly

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caitlinsdad (author)Yonatan242016-02-23

You don't count your chickens before they hatch. Something like that...

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lollipop_party (author)2016-02-16

Captain_pickle, that's eggs-actly what i'm trying to say. These people are getting scrambled, i tell ya! Everyone's frying their brains from all these puns! Not that i don't like this topic, it's egg-celent.

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We don't relish when someone makes an old topic rise up to the top like an egg souffle. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

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lgooms (author)caitlinsdad2016-02-16

I'm sure you'll get ova it.

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caitlinsdad (author)lgooms2016-02-16

Don't try to butter me up. I'm sticking around.

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lgooms (author)caitlinsdad2016-02-17
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caitlinsdad (author)lgooms2016-02-17

I was standing next to Humpty Dumpty, but I did not push him. Honest.

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lgooms (author)caitlinsdad2016-02-18

You are such a comedian. I bet you like your eggs funny side up.

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caitlinsdad (author)lgooms2016-02-18

I guess I do ham it up once in a while.

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Captain_Pickle (author)2015-12-20

Egg-cellent job overloading my brain with egg puns everyone.

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Jetmaster360 (author)2015-11-10

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

because to them, One egg is un euof!

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MercyN (author)Jetmaster3602015-12-01

That was an eggspertly said, and I eggree.

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MercyN (author)2015-07-08

Omlettin' this slide. Because these are eggsemplory puns.

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caitlinsdad (author)MercyN2015-07-08

Wow, a fresh comment that hasn't been boiled over.

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MercyN (author)caitlinsdad2015-07-08

I find puns eggciting. They crack me up!

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caitlinsdad (author)MercyN2015-07-08

It's six of one and a half dozen of the other.

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MercyN (author)2015-07-08

i've eggcepteded that this is my fate, but I'm still frytened.

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caitlin1705 (author)2015-06-10

this is silly now children

:)

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caitlin1705 (author)2015-06-10

this whole conversation has gotten me scrambled

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caitlin1705 (author)2015-06-10

wow this is quite eggsellent

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nic.blackburn.5 (author)2015-03-19

I came here just to eggstrapolate......and that's eggacty what I did:)

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twilightfox (author)2015-02-25
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JM1999 (author)twilightfox2015-03-04

This isn't too egg-citing anymore...

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knutknackebröd (author)2014-12-08

I think this topic might be eggstremely insensitive for people alergic to eggs?

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TheBoozyBarista (author)2014-12-06

I hope these jokes get eggs-ponentially better as we go...

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Nrgdragon (author)2014-11-30

Looks like I need to egg people on.

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Mr. Jake (author)2013-01-25

I can't eggsplain why nobody's posting in this topic...I guess all the punners have scrambled, or maybe their brains were fried by the overload of egg puns.

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SpringRobin (author)Mr. Jake2014-04-17

Egg-cellent question... perhaps the topic is simply over-easy.

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Or perhaps they have all been eggsterminated?

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