how many... im thinking 11.
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.(according to the tongue-twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day)"http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+much+wood+could+a+wood+chuck+chuck%2C+if+a+wood+chuck+could+chuck+wood%3F
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None. The environmentalists have trained all of the woodchucks to chuck tofu and quit denuding our forests.
Oh, heavens no! That would be interfering with a natural ecosystem. Woodchucks chucking wood is perfectly normal and part of the Circle of Life (cue cloying Disney music...). Now, loggers chucking woodchucks is a different story.
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It does sort of lose the humor the third time around.
"Third"? First :-/