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how much wood would an undead wood chuck chuck? Answered

just wondering

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frollardBest Answer (author)2009-08-31

deadwood :D Uhh, presumably undead things are without the limit of mortality - so they could chuck wood indefinitely - if an undead woodchuck truly could chuck wood. Depends on if becoming undead means they can now chuck wood - then I would have to say...'all' of the wood.

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Z.. (author)2009-09-01

A woodchuck would chuck all a woodchuck could chuck,
the wood of the woodchuck being chucked;-as it would;-to a chuckable distance for wood.
Now the woodchuck would, and he certainly could, chuck wood as only a woodchuck would.
He could stand on his head
chucking wood like I said,
cos the woodchuck's alive
he ain't dead.

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the truth can hurt sometimes

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seandogue (author)2009-09-01

Being undead, Wood would simply stop chucking wood and eat Chuck.

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west49rules (author)2009-08-31

Like a zombie wood chuck??? Well i dont think a zombie woodchuck would even chuck wood... More likely human flesh, asuming it could chuck 1 quard of wood when it was alive it could probly go in zombie rage mode and kill 100's of people possibly 1000's of its own kind 0.o

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