Introduction: 6 of the Best Notepad Tricks and Pranks

By alex zhang

the following are codes to paste in notepad

Step 1: Nonstop Message Popping

@ECHO off

:Begin

msg * Hello

msg * You having fun?

msg * Me Too!

msg * Lets have fun together!

msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d !

GOTO BEGIN

save it as a .bat file

change the messages if you wish

Step 2: Keyboard Typing Loop

MsgBox “your message here"

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys“{bs}”

loop

save it as .vbs

Step 3: Cd Pop Out

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 tobcolCDROMs.Count – 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If wscript.sleep 5000

loop

save as .vbs file

Step 4: Matrix

@echo off

color 02 :start echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random% goto start

save as . bat

Step 5: Auto Backspace

MsgBox “your message here”

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”

loop

save as .vbs

Step 6: Automatic Enter

MsgBox “your message here”

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{enter}”

loop

save as .vbs

Step 7: How to Get Your Friend to Click on One

  1. create a shortcut
  2. go to properties
  3. go to short cut
  4. press change icon
  5. choose an icon and name it accordingly