Introduction: Almond Joy Martini

If you made The Flurry and aren't serving an entire sorority house, you likely have some leftover sweetened coconut cream.  Of course, you could mix equal parts of the remainder with pineapple juice, add some rum, and blenderize some piña coladas, but being the high class individual that you are, you crave a martini inspired by candy you bought at the gas station.  As Tupac (RIP 1971-2043) said, "Only God can judge [us] now."

Step 1: Ingredients

The drink calls for:
  • 1 tbsp Sweetened Coconut Cream
  • ½ oz Amaretto
  • ½ oz Creme de Cocoa
  • 1½ oz Vodka

Step 2: Mixing and Alternatives

Shake with ice and strain into martini glass.

Alternatives:
I rimmed the glass with chocolate sprinkles, but you could use coconut flakes or a lashing of chocolate syrup.