Introduction: Aluminum Foil Hat
We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.
Step 1: Get Your Hands on Some Aluminum Foil
The beauty of the foil hat is that it requires no tools, just aluminum foil.
Step 2: Wrap Your Head
Tear off a piece of foil at least twice the circumference of your head. Wrap your head with the foil making sure to cover the base of your skull.
Step 3: Its Working...
As you can see, in this configuration the hat is effective in blocking the signals but its not the most stylish head accessory.
Step 4: Fit the Hat
Using your hands, mold the hat to your dome by pressing the foil firmly against your head.
Step 5: You're Done!
Finally, put on your favorite hat over the foil. Now you are stylish and protected.









75 Comments
6 years ago
you people are crazy mind control is not real
8 years ago on Introduction
Exactly worked as expected... I was expecting if my MOM yells... I've ruined her Aluminum foil...
9 years ago on Introduction
RECORDED.
Everything.
Forever.
Since years ago.
9 years ago on Introduction
REMEMBER: Shiny side out ALWAYS. it deflects the mind control rays.
14 years ago on Introduction
What about the music world? They control you using sound waves! Lucky for me i don't listen to popular music. I am UNAFFECTED!
Reply 13 years ago on Introduction
Patients name- Quality music
Status- Deceased
Cause- Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical
Reply 13 years ago on Introduction
You can't be serious. Just because you need to dig for it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
16 years ago
Oh wow. But I'll give you credit, for one of the most useless instructable, it is very well put together. Good job
Reply 13 years ago on Introduction
its a shame that most people cant put his much effort and clear instructions into a serious building ible... this has excellent directions, however simple they are.
16 years ago on Introduction
(*goes searching for government thought-control experiment "opt-out" list*) They spies on me with their rays, buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp.
Reply 16 years ago on Introduction
lol I've been looking for a quote from him on this site for ages.....
Reply 16 years ago on Introduction
ook?
Reply 16 years ago on Introduction
*grabs book off shelf, looks for suitable reply* damn, you got me
Reply 16 years ago on Introduction
:P {scratches head grins (big and toothy) and hands Vendigroth the perfect book, and sits back with a banana..}
Reply 16 years ago on Introduction
this book is prefect! thanks!
Reply 13 years ago on Introduction
Its time to feed your duck
What duck?
may you live in interesting times
13 years ago on Introduction
*pronounced Owen Colfer. ive met him personally. great guy. love the books. Foaly's a great charachter.
13 years ago on Introduction
once you realize "someone" must be in charge. And YOU would never want that job, well, Let the sun shine in :),,,,,,, OH DARN ! too late for me. hmmmmm.
if not foil then what?
13 years ago on Introduction
They all laughed at me, they all said I was crazy...Well, who's crazy NOW!???!?!?!?!?!?
15 years ago on Step 5
Yeah and I bet that the heat that the foil is refracting back into your head is frying your brain.