Boobs in a Box

by Doctor Popular

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Intro: Boobs in a Box

Boobs in a Box make wonderful gifts.

Things you will need; boobs, box, something to cut a hole in the box, and someone to open the box.


This is how you do it.

STEP 1: Cut a Hole in the Box

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STEP 2: Cut Another Hole in the Box


STEP 3: Stick Your Rack in the Box


STEP 4: Have Your Man Open the Box


103 Comments

codongolev 15 years ago

except you can't really do it the way you can with the... um.... "other version" because you'd have to be topless, and that's a dead giveaway.

Jyssa 14 years ago

naw - just wear a button front shirt, opened, so it looks like you have a shirt over a lower fronted singlet or something. Or really wear a singlet, with a stretchy neckline, and just yank it down to stick your boobs out into the box. :) Everywhere else is covered!

carpespasm 15 years ago

It's just going to be paired with an instructable where you cut holes in a shirt.

shotbythelite 15 years ago

(high pitched voice) 1. You cut a hole in a box. 2. You put your junk in that boox! 3. You make her open the box. And thats how you do it! Its my (blubber) in a box!

abadfart 14 years ago

 not gona give you a diamond ring 

Gage987 14 years ago

god i love that song.

aikduck 14 years ago

FreakCitySF is hot

frostbyte 16 years ago

Hmmmm... I must be looking at this all wrong... (no pun intended) The techy in me (or is it 'geek'?) sort of took over (maybe it's the engineer in me??) and I started to come up with ways to make it more comfortable to use. Seems like a rather 'rough' design to me.

ADevil4LostBoys 16 years ago

Yeah, no offense or anything... but If I made it, I might smooth out the edges a tad...<br/><br/>Cardboard cuts + Boobs = *tear*<br/>

Doctor Popular 16 years ago

Not at all, the box is fine. And the cardboard container is too.

jongscx 16 years ago

...I believe the point is not how comfortable it would be to use, as it would ideally be removed and tossed aside just as quickly as it was made.

frostbyte 16 years ago

Be assured, I agree completely with your final assesment - tossed aside rather quickly. Sometimes I'm a bit on the geeky side, and sometimes I'm a bit on the gawky side. I guess this time I geeked when I should have gawked. However, I think that communication in this form is most difficult to flavor with tenor and tone - so often the irony of something is missed completely by some when others think it is most obvious. To me, it was obvious that I was being 'ironic'. Sorry if I was too obtuse. Next time I'll just ask where the batteries go. ;-) All in all, this is one great site, eh??? (Huh... where DO the batteries go???)

ikem 15 years ago

It is a funny way to handle sexuality! :)

WannaBButch 16 years ago

There's no way mine would fit in those tiny holes.

Steeljack 16 years ago

And that's the way you do it!
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