Introduction: 'Cubicle Tiger' Goes Tailgating With the Guys

We live in Baton Rouge, home of the Louisiana State University (LSU) Tigers .... so the guys (Ron Musser, my boss's boss, Gary Smith, my co-worker, and Caroline Brock, my boss's boss's boss) took Cubicle Tiger (a/k/a Mike) for a little tailgating. LSU Tailgaters are the best in the country!!!
I attempted to deter them from their evil plot by posting a sign in my cubicle stating, "Warning! Protected Zone - Endangered Species Area".
Obviously, it did not work.
Well, at least they rinsed clean all the beer cans and wine bottles, so there was no mess.