Introduction: Hack Browns

Extra morbid hash browns.

You will need:

  • Potatoes
  • Salt and pepper
  • Potato Peeler
  • Cheese grater
  • Gingerbread man cookie cutter
  • Ketchup
  • Oil
  • Pot & pan
  • Water

Step 1: Potato Goodness

  1. Peel your potatoes. While you’re peeling potatoes, bring water to a boil in a pot.
  2. Parboil potatoes for (about 10 minutes).
  3. Take the potatoes out and let them cool for a few minutes.
  4. Shred the potatoes with cheese grater. Season with salt and pepper if desired.
  5. Shove a few tablespoons of shredded potato pieces into gingerbread man-shaped cookie cutter. Press down with fingers to compact the pieces. Lift cookie cutter to remove potato man.
  6. Heat 1/4" of vegetable oil in a pan. Fry each little man for two minutes or so on each side.
  7. Serve with ketchup.
  8. Dismember and feast.