How to Be a Spy, on a Budget!

by Undergroundoga

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Intro: How to Be a Spy, on a Budget!

Welcome agent #5675RT7u AKA "Dave" and K9 unit #00bark89 AKA "McPoddles". We need your help to retrieve the golden bone stolen by Dr.MilkBone! Ok, not gonna happen but it got you in here, so it has to be useful, right? Today I will teach you how to be a spy, on a budget.


STEP 1: Step 1: Sidekick

You can Have More than one side kick, and it can be an animal.

STEP 2: Step 2: Awesome Spy Gadgets

Ok, you might not be Macgyver or Q from James bond, but here are some gadgets even James Bond uses:

1. Sandisk Sansa Fuze (use with number #2)
2. Mr. Microphone hack by KipKay:
3. Camera/Camcorder(mine is a Kodak 8.0 M.P. V803)
4. Puppies
5. Pwnies(FTW)
6. Flash Light's
7. Cell phone
8.Notepad and pen
9.Webcam's
10. Nerf and water Guns (Maverick, Vulcan, and the Recon are the best for spying)
11. EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles
12. Etc. , a spy best tools and ideas can be found on Instructables, (which your on right now), ebay, amazon, and craigslist.

STEP 3: Step 3: the Spy Instruction Manual

Yes, like many others I too want "How to be a spy for dummies" and "'The spy instruction Manual, if you don't open this book in 5 seconds you die, by the CIA". But as far as I know those titles don't exist. Youtube and Instructables will do for now!

STEP 4: Step 4: Purpose

You have to have a purpose. Even trying to make sure your moms buys Cookie Crisp is spying. Write down everything, down to the last detail! Keep pictures so if other "Civilians" find, they can go ahead and catch the convict!

STEP 5: Step 5: Compile Report

Use word, openoffice.org writer, or whatever typing software you use, just make sure it's either in a weird encrypted file, inside of WinRAR you can encrypt the file! Password should be a minimum of 5 to 10 characters long! Using the old 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. trick can be used and gotten away with because as criminals get dumber, they think we get smarter(stupid) so they try words like pwnies, spore, i love someone who isn't the guy trying to hack in, or my favorite: Hi, I'm Lindsy Lohan! Okay, now sent it threw a temporary e-mail box on G-mail, Yahoo, Live, or mine, AOL/AIM. send it to a hidden e-mail that should redirect to the Admin/master account! Now your done! Now let's use those hot babes!

12 Comments

~INVENTOR~ 15 years ago

this is such a stupid instructible. it doesn't teach you anything. it just tells you what to buy. that stuff isn't a budget. and the video. ugh!?!?!?!!?! just plain stupid

Cann0n 15 years ago

I suggest removal of this... gibberish. spies dont normally roll out on a mission with their pets... or with nerf guns..check out gpg instead of winrar...

stephenniall 15 years ago

UGH please redo the video and use a tripod it nearly made me sick alright ible but bad video

Login258 15 years ago

You like Westies? I have one sitting next to me!

jakee117 15 years ago

I have two and one cat!

Zoe,Toby and the cat which we call a variety of names, including snickers and, *laughs hysterically* Mr.whiskers lol.

Login258 15 years ago

Hah that's funny. We were debating getting another one, but we have quite a few squirrels around the yard and don't want to year twice the barking. My dog's name is Buddy, not too original, but he fits the name well.

knexdude152 15 years ago

dont you mean bond...james bond not james...james bond

ac1D 15 years ago

yeah, your uber spy skill made you go to google image and spy some picture to add them to your insctructable even if you did made them or ask the author if you could use them. congrat.