How to Dress for the Apocalypse

Any minute now I expect to see if those Mayans knew what they were talking about.

For those headed out to End of the World parties tonight, I have composed a short debriefing on how to properly attire yourself, lest events be set in motion such there is no home for you to return to.

If you're reading this *after* December 21, 2012... either you're already dressed like this, or you should be planning to based on the next apocalypse.