How to Dress for the Apocalypse

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Introduction: How to Dress for the Apocalypse

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Any minute now I expect to see if those Mayans knew what they were talking about.

For those headed out to End of the World parties tonight, I have composed a short debriefing on how to properly attire yourself, lest events be set in motion such there is no home for you to return to.

If you're reading this *after* December 21, 2012... either you're already dressed like this, or you should be planning to based on the next apocalypse.

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    6 Discussions

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    crazy.hat.dave
    crazy.hat.dave

    6 years ago on Introduction

    DAMMIT! I have nothing but sensible hiking boots, and clothing appropriate for various climates.

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    Ringer1633
    Ringer1633

    7 years ago on Introduction

    This is hilarious! I love it and will use it after the apocalypse starts.