How to Hypnotize a Chicken
Intro: How to Hypnotize a Chicken
Why, you may ask, would one WANT to hypnotize a chicken? You, sir or madam, are asking the wrong question. The answer to that one is of course, "Why wouldn't you want to hypnotize a chicken!?" The interrobang is required in that sentence.
The correct question is "How can I be a part of this grand experiment?" The answer, my friends, is contained herein.
First, a video demonstration:
The correct question is "How can I be a part of this grand experiment?" The answer, my friends, is contained herein.
First, a video demonstration:
STEP 1: Gather Materials
To explore this bizarre phenomenon, you will need:
- A chicken
- A stick
- Some help, as this is a two person job
- Some drinks wouldn't hurt, and would probably add to your enjoyment of the next step.
STEP 2: Catch a Chicken
My brother keeps a few hens, but this turned out to be more difficult than I imagined. After spending half an hour alternately running and sneaking around his yard, making weird little cooing noises at these ridiculous birds, we were flummoxed. Eventually, Ted lured them back into the coop with food and then reached in through the back door to grab one by the legs. Why didn't he do this the first time, before releasing them? I do not know.
STEP 3: Lay the Chicken on Its Side
Hold the chicken on its side in a bare patch of dirt. The important part here is to hold its head down to the ground.
STEP 4: Draw a Line
Making quick movements with a small twig, draw a line about a foot long away from the chicken's head.
STEP 5: Observe in Awe!
If all has gone well, the chicken will remain staring at the line for 15-30 seconds! Voila, you have hypnotized a chicken!
STEP 6: Wait, What Just Happened?
Well, I'm not exactly sure. I am no biologist. According to the wikipedia page on chicken hypnotism, this is a similar phenomenon to a deer freezing when hit by a strong beam of light; it's an attempt to avoid a predator by pretending to be dead. I suspect that's right, chickens are both extremely stupid and very skittish, so this sort of massive overreaction just seems in line with my (admittedly limited) experience with chickens.
STEP 7: Final Thoughts
Thanks for taking the time to read about my exploits.
I had seen a video about this on youtube about a year ago, and my brother and I have been talking about seeing if it is real ever since. We took the time this weekend to find out, and lo and behold, it was true!
Have you ever hypnotized a chicken? If so, post a video link in the comments below so we can see, and I'll send you an electronic patch for your profile!
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**** Update 4/6/12: Thanks to everyone who's mentioned in the comments that this brings back fond memories of childhood or farm life! I'm glad my humble little instructable could spark recollections of good times.
69 Comments
Michael_Bell 12 years ago
depotdevoid 12 years ago
mossoleander 1 year ago
mossoleander 1 year ago
Jayden S.B 8 years ago
I understand that this was made forever ago, but I would like to point out that you were slightly cruel to the chicken. I am not criticizing, but I love animals. Chickens are fairly dumb, and that is the way they are usually treated. Very nice instructable!
Barbara Pevafersa 9 years ago
my friend does this on his farm all the time!
curly gurly 9 years ago
pmuhammad dwi 10 years ago
then hold your chicken by both hands in both side of their wings which still flip their head, and move it gently around...
sorry for bad english :D
depotdevoid 10 years ago
fancypants23 10 years ago
fastrat2000 11 years ago
pocketxgirl 12 years ago
Of course, we DID hand raise them with tons of human interaction, so maybe that's it. And please don't flame me, I'm sure there are some really stupid ones, too. I'm just saying that they aren't all idiots. :)
NAiMA79 11 years ago
depotdevoid 12 years ago
I bet you're right though, all that human interaction must make a big difference. Ted's chickens are out in the yard with the family all the time, but they don't interact with them like pets or anything. They do chase the cat a lot, he's terrified of them!
And hey, no flames here! Expressing your opinion rationally, reasonably, and politely (as you've done) is always encouraged in my comments sections. My personal experience with chickens is pretty limited, I only have my brother's chickens and hearsay to go on.
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