How to Make a Cadbury Egg Salad Sandwich

At first I felt guilty for wasting a whole Cadbury egg and two slices of bread for the sake of an April Fool's blog post, but then I realized I'm going to eat this. Who's the fool now?

Step 1: Microwave Your Peep for Approx. 30 Seconds Until Deformed

Step 2: Spread It on Your Bread

(do this really fast 'cause it hardens quicker than you'd think)

Step 3: Get Your Egg

Step 4: Mash It Up

(do it in a clear bowl so you can see it -- getting hungry, huh?)

Step 5: Spread It Onto Your Bread

Step 6: Enjoy!