How to Be a Mad Scientist

This is my first instructible, so I hope you like it. I have decided to make this instructible about how to be a mad scientist (as you can tell from the title); I am also thinking about entering the Mad Science Fair, so wish me luck.

This instructible is intended for comical uses only; I am not liable for any shenanigans, tomfoolery, or anything that may happen if people try to be a REAL mad scientist. Enjoy! Muhahahaha!

Step 1: Attire

The first thing as a new mad scientist is that you have to have the right cloths.

The cloths that you will need are:

·         A lab coat                           (doesn’t matter what color but preferably white)

·         White shirt and pants        (with additional stains from past experiments)

·         Black tie

·         Dorky shoes                       (all scientists have weird shoes, right?)

·         Goggles                              (to protect your eyes from experiments)

One more thing to ensure a mad scientist look is to have crazy hair (kinda like Albert Einstein, not that I’m saying Albert Einstein is a mad scientist or anything…)

Step 2: Stuff

To be a true mad scientist, you will need the right stuff for experiments such as:

·         Lab animals                          (optional)

·         A cat                                     (so you can intimidate your minions when you are talking to them)

·         Minions                                (this one should be obvious, see above step)

·         Suspicious looking chemicals

·         A laboratory

·         A evil sandwhich                  (it could be a regular sandwhich…or an evil one!)

You would also want to have random objects preserved in jars (you know like brains and sharks and other mad scientsy stuff)

Step 3: What You Can't Forget

Last but not least you will need a rundown of the last things before you can start your quest to rule the world such as:

·         A plan to rule the world and/or surrounding universes  (what mad scientist doesn’t  want to rule something?)

·         Lightning  and lightning rod  (only for those who want to make zombies and reanimate people)

·         Guards most likely with some form of weapon  (you need someone to protect you when the zombies turn on you)

·         People to experiment on  (guess who’s going to be a zombie…)

·         Anything else that you think will help you achieve world domination

 

If I have misspelled anything or you have a suggestion to add to this instructible, please contact me so I can fix it or add it on.