How to Create a Force Truly Evil.
Intro: How to Create a Force Truly Evil.
You will need : - an innocent child
STEP 1: Find Yourself an Innocent Child
make sure he/she's really smiley and cute
STEP 2: Take Away the Child's Toys
check if it makes them sad. If it does, you're on the right track.
STEP 3: Bore the Child to Death.
a textbook or non fictional story will do.
STEP 4: Wear the Child Out.
they have to be really tired, check for dark circles under their eyes.
STEP 5: Teach the Child How to Grin.
make sure it's a dirty grin, not a happy one.
STEP 6: Make the Child Wear a Cape.
preferably a black one.
STEP 7: Hand the Child a Weapon of Your Choice
a BBgun does the trick most of the time
STEP 8: Give the Child a Loud Instrument.
I opted for a trumpet, but bagpipes work just as well.
STEP 9: And There You Have It!
here we are, a force truly evil. It doesn't get any worse than this. Now go ahead and point your young apprentice to a nice old lady!
4 Comments
Lizzie1979 7 years ago
d u m b
wdash 9 years ago
wdash 9 years ago
ewcrew 10 years ago
Thank you so much. This also works if you replace the child with a bunny wabbit.