Introduction: How to Pet a Cat

Wanna learn how to pet the cutest cat ever

Step 1: Find a Cute Cat

Locate a black kitty who is called "Lucy"

Step 2: Bother Said Kitty

take photos of kitty and blind her with the flash

Step 3: Bribe the Kitty

Poutine chips will work!!!

Step 4: Invite E.T Over

smother with alien type kisses

Step 5: Find Hand

Locate usable hand. preferably one with dollar sign

Step 6: Hand on Kitty

Quickly place hand on kitty as she runs away

Step 7: Danger

Do not let this kitty witness you pet lucy