I am going to teach you how to put a bell on your cat.

Step 1: Materials

Materials:
1: cat.
1: collar with bell on it.

Note: For those of you who don't know what a collar with a bell on it, or a cat looks like, I have provided a carefully labeled picture of the materials.

Note: For those of you who still don't know what a cat or a collar with a bell on it looks like, I recommend counseling.

Step 2: Step 1

Unfasten the collar.

Step 3: Step 2

Put the collar around you cats neck.

Step 4: Final Step

Fasten the collar. Congratulations! Your cat is now wearing a bell.

Important safety note: unless you are a really horrible person, make sure the collar is loose enough to not choke your cat.