Intro: How to Rant Epicly on the Internet

You are fed up with something, and you want to be heard, want to vent to LOTS of people. How do you rant in such a way that many will see it and say, "HOLY S***. Jesus Christ, that is f***ing INTENSE what the H***?" If you are a venter, the following may be helpful

STEP 1: Get REALLY P***ed Off About Something

Think about something that drives you crazy, or that you hate. I usually think about Hollyleaf getting killed off, Justin Beiber, Canadian bacon, or any other thing that I hate.

STEP 2: Find Somewhere to Write It

Find a site to write your rant on. Like Instructables, for example... DO NOT WRITE IT IN THE AIR LIKE THE PICTURE BECAUSE THAT IS JUST STRANGE.

STEP 3: How to Write the Rant Part 1

Write in all capital letters LIKE THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, DAMMIT!!!!! Like that.

STEP 4: How to Write the Rant Part 2

Make it seem REALLY F***ING ANGRY!!! ADD CRAPTONS OF CUSS WORDS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS, GOD DAMMIT!!!!! YOU EFFING PEICE OF S*** FOLLOW THE GODD*** INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

STEP 5: Example of a Good Rant

A good rant example:

Canada. What the h*** is up with Canada?!?!!!!!!! Seriously, like, what the effing f***?!?! CANADIAN BACON ISN'T EVEN REAL BACON, DAMMIT!!!!! WHAT THE H*** THEY DON"T EVEN HAVE ANY REAL F***ING GODD*** BACON, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK?!?! SERIOUSLY, CANADA?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?! EFFING RIPOFF BACON WHAT THE F***?!!!!!!!!! F*** THIS S*** I'M GOING TO NARNIA, DAMMIT!!!!!!

STEP 6: End

Ok this is the end of the Instructable. I dedicate this to my friend Annabella, who is the best ranter I have ever seen. And a big shout out to GothicGuitarHero and my friend x~Snowstar~x. And for Annabella and AK-47: Haymitch approves! Peace out.
PS: Feel free to write rants here in the comments section.
- Boom!Headshot