Introduction: Instructions for the Recently Deceased

Parts:

A deceased you.

Step 1: Step 1

Lie perfectly still. Do not attempt to breathe. On no account try to call for help.

Step 2: Step

Soon you will feel very stiff. Do not be alarmed. Don't panic. Whatever you do don't scream.

Step 3: Step 3

Then you will feel very cold. This is due to the small space you once inhabited expanding.

Step 4: Step 4

Now discard previous notions of death. Everything you heard before was from the Living. What do they know?

Step 5: Step 5

This is not the 'dead zone'. If you see lights do not ignore them - they are there for your guidance.

Step 6: Step 6

Do not hold onto the clouds, even if you suffer from altitude sickness.

Step 7: Step 7

When you get there, answer all the questions. Remember, it's all done by telepathy.

Step 8: Step 8

If you see someone you know, do not articulate lachrymosely. There will be opportunities for this later. Much later.

Step 9: Step 9

Soon you will understand why people believe in reincarnation. Then you will be free to pursue your own interests.

Step 10: Step 10

Have a pleasant afterlife. It could be a long time.








*Instructable based on the poem by Bruno D'Arcy*