New Year's Resolution Guide: Living

Now that the New Year is here (intentional rhyming, yes, I know, I'm brilliant), everyone has their own goals and resolutions that they're working towards.

Trying to lose weight? This is the guide for you.
Trying to gain weight? This is the guide for you.

Hold on a second!
The New Year is already here and you still haven't gotten your New Year's kiss because you don't know how to kiss?!

_{...and you're single?}

Well then my friend, look no further, because this guide is for you.

This guide will help you get your life together whether you are starting or continuing on your majestic quest to live the rest of your life.